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  • #16


    LordSiva
    ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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    • #17
      Add a tinfoil hat to that and your winnar!!1
      The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

      The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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      • #18
        "Compromises are not always good things. If one guy wants to drill a five-inch hole in the bottom of your life boat, and the other person doesn't, a compromise of a two-inch hole is still stupid." - chegitz guevara
        "Bill3000: The United Demesos? Boy, I was young and stupid back then.
        Jasonian22: Bill, you are STILL young and stupid."

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        • #19
          Update!!!

          Mauritania pilot outwits hijacker
          The pilot of a hijacked Air Mauritania plane deliberately made a rough landing so passengers and crew could tackle the gunman, Spanish officials say.

          He tipped off passengers about the plan after realising the hijacker spoke no French, one official told AP agency.

          The hijacker was overpowered after being knocked over as planned during the landing in Spain's Canary Islands.

          Mauritanian police are investigating how the hijacker boarded the Boeing 737 with two loaded handguns.

          'Boiling water'

          The gunman seized the jet soon after take-off from the capital, Nouakchott, and demanded to be flown to France to seek asylum, officials say.

          One report said a gun was held to the pilot's head during the hijack.

          But as the pilot approached Gando military base near Las Palmas international airport, he used the plane's intercom system to tell passengers in French of his plan, said AP quoting a Spanish official.

          "The pilot and his colleagues decided to abruptly apply brakes on landing to throw off-balance the hijacker, who was hurled to the floor by the jerk and was quickly overpowered before being handed over to the Spanish police force," a Mauritanian official told AFP news agency.

          One report said flight attendants threw boiling water at him and around 10 people overpowered him.

          The pilot, named by Air Mauritania as Ahmedou Mohamed Lemine, had urged crew members and men to sit in the front rows, ready to act, while women and children were warned to move to the rear, AP said.

          Spanish officials say the lone hijacker was a 32-year-old Mauritanian, but Mauritania disputes this.

          Seventy-one passengers - mostly Spaniards and Mauritanians - and eight crew were on the plane, reports from Spain said.

          Twenty-one passengers were injured in the incident, including a pregnant woman who was treated for severe shock.

          Homecoming

          The jet returned home on Friday and the crew members were given a heroes' welcome.

          Mauritania's President Ely Ould Mohamed Vall also returned home on Friday following the incident. He had been expected to stay at a summit in the south of France until Saturday.

          The hijacked plane took off from the north-west African nation in the late afternoon on Thursday.

          It tried to land at Dakhla, in Western Sahara, but Moroccan authorities refused permission, security officials said.

          The plane was due to stop over in the northern Mauritanian port of Nouadhibou, before continuing to Gran Canaria, in Spain's Canary Islands.

          In 1998 an armed hijacker commandeered an Air Mauritania jet, demanding to take it to Morocco.

          He also was overpowered by the pilot and there were no casualties in the incident.
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          THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
          AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
          AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
          DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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          • #20
            @ thread

            Lordshiva
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            “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
            - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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            • #21
              Ted Striker (pbuh)


              urgh.NSFW

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              • #22
                I boycott this thread.
                Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                • #23
                  NO ESCAPE
                  ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by joncha
                    NO ESCAPE
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                    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                    • #25
                      I'm at this entire thread.

                      LordShiva
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                      • #26

                        LordShiva: Hero of l'Event of l'Century!
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                        • #27
                          I object to people being defined as "Heroes of the Event" in relation to how much they mock me
                          Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                          Long live teh paranoia smiley!

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                          • #28
                            OBJECTION OVERRULED!!1
                            The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                            The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                            • #29
                              Clearly the ability to mock Tassi is the only objective standard that we have.
                              ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by DRoseDARs
                                LordShiva: Hero of l'Event!
                                WTF is l'Event?
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                                THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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