Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Teh Mauritania Thread

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • Teh Mauritania Thread

    Air Mauritania hijack ends safely
    Passengers and crew overpowered a man who hijacked an Air Mauritania passenger plane, Spanish officials say.

    Police arrested the man soon after the Boeing 737 landed at Gando military base in Spain's Canary Islands.

    The hijacker seized the jet shortly after take-off from Mauritania's capital, Nouakchott. Police said he was armed with two handguns.

    The hijacker's motive was not known but officials in Spain and Mauritania said he had demanded to be flown to France.

    In-flight ordeal

    Seventy-one passengers - mostly Spaniards and Mauritanians - and eight crew were on the plane, reports from Spain said.

    All were released after the flight landed safely at the military strip near Las Palmas city's international airport.

    Twenty-one passengers were injured in the incident, including a pregnant woman who was treated for severe shock.

    "It has been liberated," the Associated Press news agency quoted foreign ministry spokesman Manuel Cacho as saying. "The hijacker has been detained."

    The plane took off from the north-west African nation in the late afternoon.

    It tried to land at Dakhla, in Western Sahara, but Moroccan authorities refused permission, security officials said.

    The plane was due to land in the northern Mauritanian port city of Nouadhibou, although it is not clear whether that was its final destination.
    BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service


    I hope they played the Mauritanian national anthem after the plane was liberated
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

  • #2
    Mauritania

    ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

    Comment


    • #3
      Re: Teh Mauritania Thread

      National Anthem of Mauritania

      Arabic

      كن للاله ناصرا وأنكر المناكرا
      وكن مع الحق الذي يرضاك منك دائرا
      ولا تعد نافعا سواه أو ضائرا
      واسلك سبيل المصطفى ومت عليه سائرا
      وكن لقوم احدثوا في أمره مهاجرا
      قد موهوا بشبه واعتذروا معاذرا
      وزعموا مزاعما وسودوا دفاترا
      واحتنكوا أهل الفلا واحتنكوا الحواضرا
      وأورثت أكابر بدعتها أصاغرا
      وإن دعا مجادل في أمرهم إلى مرا
      فلا تمار فيهم إلا مراء ظاهرا

      English

      Be a helper for God, and censure what is forbidden,
      And turn with the law which, which He wants you to follow,
      Hold no one to be useful or harmful, except for Him,
      And walk the path of the chosen one, and die while you are on it!
      For what was sufficient for the first of us, is sufficient for the last one, too.
      And leave those people who do evil things with respect to God.
      They misrepresented him by making him similar, and made all kinds of excuses.
      They made bold claims, and blackened notebooks.
      They let the nomads and the sedentary people, both make bitter experiences,
      And the great sins of their [doctrinal] innovations bequeathed small.
      And just in case a disputant, calls you to dispute about their claims,
      Do not, then, dispute on them, except by way of an external dispute.
      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

      Comment


      • #4
        THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
        AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
        AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
        DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

        Comment


        • #5
          Originally posted by joncha
          Mauritania

          You, sir, are a terrorist

          Comment


          • #6
            They misrepresented him by making him similar, and made all kinds of excuses.
            ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by Kuciwalker
              You, sir, are a terrorist
              Attached Files
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

              Comment


              • #8
                ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

                Comment


                • #9

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    It was Allah's will. He tells one dude to hijack the plane. And who wouldn't do that? If Allah wants you to go to France, that's the best way.

                    Then Allah has the pilots land in the Canary Islands and the Spanish police to storm the plane.

                    Man, that Allah is some practical joker!
                    (\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
                    (='.'=) Sponsored by the National Smurfmeat Council
                    (")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      i hate you
                      Eventis is the only refuge of the spammer. Join us now.
                      Long live teh paranoia smiley!

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        LordShiva: Hero of l'Event!
                        The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                        The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          I like a nice smoke of the old marituana.

                          Comment


                          • #14

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Tacc
                              i hate you
                              Attached Files
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X