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  • #16
    Re: we need to restore family values

    Originally posted by Kuciwalker
    Today in computer science we proved:

    If we just returned to traditional marriages we'd eliminate adultery, and

    If we legalize gay marriage we have to legalize polygamy too.

    Proof One: Because traditional marriages are the only ones which are legal nowadays, adultry can only take place in a traditional marriage. Therefore, it you wish to eliminate adultry, you must get rid of trandtional marriages.

    Proof Two: Anyone who believes that "If we legalize gay marriage we have to legalize polygamy too" doesn't understand either polygamy or gay marriage.

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    • #17
      Wrongggggg.

      If you go back to traditional what ever, there are more girls than boys. So you either have to legalize polygamy right then, or lesbianism.

      If you legalize gay marriage, well, there's no guarantee you'd need to legalize polygamy, because the amount of guys getting it on and girls getting it on is not set or known. So, it might actually end up with perfect number of heteros.

      Go now, young grasshopper, and tell your higher ups they better recognize the foo and the waa, 'cause my style is ill, they aren't cool or fly, so just chiiiilll...
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Pekka
        Wrongggggg.

        If you go back to traditional what ever, there are more girls than boys. So you either have to legalize polygamy right then, or lesbianism.
        Except there are an equal number of guys and girls. See the definition

        If you legalize gay marriage, well, there's no guarantee you'd need to legalize polygamy, because the amount of guys getting it on and girls getting it on is not set or known. So, it might actually end up with perfect number of heteros.
        No, because you can't guarantee the existance of a stable pairing.

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        • #19
          Re: Re: we need to restore family values

          Originally posted by Zkribbler
          Proof One: Because traditional marriages are the only ones which are legal nowadays, adultry can only take place in a traditional marriage. Therefore, it you wish to eliminate adultry, you must get rid of trandtional marriages.

          Proof Two: Anyone who believes that "If we legalize gay marriage we have to legalize polygamy too" doesn't understand either polygamy or gay marriage.
          You don't count, go away.

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          • #20
            "Except there are an equal number of guys and girls. See the definition"

            And where is this definition? I missed it?

            "No, because you can't guarantee the existance of a stable pairing."

            Of course not, but it still is one option that could happen. Also, not everyone couples at all. What about the masturbators? What about the hermafrodites, and how do the ladyboys count?
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Pekka
              "Except there are an equal number of guys and girls. See the definition"

              And where is this definition? I missed it?
              Big explanation above, we assumed it therefore it's true

              "No, because you can't guarantee the existance of a stable pairing."

              Of course not, but it still is one option that could happen. Also, not everyone couples at all. What about the masturbators? What about the hermafrodites, and how do the ladyboys count?
              Everyone is matched with someone else.

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              • #22
                oh ****, sorry, I didn't read that long post you made. Sorry.
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                • #23
                  So what are you supposed to prove? That the process is stable, finite or what?
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                  • #24
                    Both. (That proof and several others occupied most of lecture.)

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                    • #25
                      Sounds similar to some sorting algorithms to me.
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                      • #26
                        It is apparently (with minor modification) used IRL to match up med students and hospitals for residency.

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                        • #27
                          I don't think that's such a good idea.
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                          • #28
                            It's efficient and provably optimal for either the hospitals or the students (depending on who is the "girl" or "boy" in the algorithm).

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                            • #29
                              Of course it's 'optimal', it's just not realistic. Of course depends what the modifications are.

                              But usually, all ideas that are similar to this (calculating human factors with simplistic algorithms) have been bad ideas.

                              It depends what the attributes taken into account are, but the human factor is still left out in many aspects, even if you add most of the qualifications and requirements.

                              This just so much reminds me of .. well, say there aren't enough attributes taken into account, so it's just a mismatch most of the times. When it gets accurate enough, it reminds me of.. kind of Taylorism, and I wouldn't consider that positive either.
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                              • #30
                                Re: Re: Re: we need to restore family values

                                Originally posted by Kuciwalker
                                You don't count, go away.

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