Time to rant

[Aeson]

You should choose a better border than the US/Canada. You'd either be extradicted to the US and be raped in prison, or Asher would get you.

[Pekka]

That's the problem. That's why it's interesting. You have to make a decision. You have the chief in your hand, and after 2 hours of waving it, you realize maybe it wasn't the best idea.

[Sirotnikov]

I think I have a new sig.


I love you pekka

[Pekka]

Siro, I challenge you to play the scenario like thousand times. There's just endless scenarios, I mean it's fun to think about it. I have few favourite scenarios I play, I can play them in my head for days. When I come up with a complete new one, it's great fun.

Like one of the last scenarios I came up with the border rules was (I have tons these days), is that people see the dude on TV, so few fans will come there as well, and join the line. Taking their flesh out and just joining the fight. So first you get 1 person more, like a short mexican who can't speak english, but you see he is your friend. You don't even need to talk. It's loyalty, it's friendship. It's what you do.

Then another person joins. And another one. And the thing goes on and now you have 100 people, standing on the border, waving their stuff. People just got inspired. They didn't understand what the point was, but it was the thing to do. Some people came to stick it to the man. Some people came just to get dates. Who knows why people came there, but they came. They take turns, so few people can sleep every now and then. Other fans throw food, so they can go for a month if they want to.

Who cares about the nukes of Iran. Who cares about China's economic boom. What about the standoff at the US-Canadian border? Going on for the 27th day straight. At some point the officials starts throwing deals. Like if you stop now, we won't arrest anyone of you.

But at that point it became a battle. It's not just a mindless act. It's political, it's social, it's what it's all about. We're not standing off. We are going to keep waving our gear, taking turns, and we accept women as well. They can wiggle their breasts.

Copycat border standoffs all around the world. Everyone just doing it. Tailgating parties, a whole new movement. All about playing the border rules. Few guerilla wavers, with their skimasks on. Don't want to be recognized, the big brother is watching. It would be in all magazines, all news, and at some point, in some weird movie, a dialogue would start, "Yeah, it's like the border rules. You know the border rules? No? Ok.. it's like..".

You get your old 60 minute tv show guy there, rationalizing this act, breaking it down like it makes any sense, "This is form of expressing the frustration deep imbedded in our society today. This is not just about a new subculture, this is a movement.".. then the dude goes to the border and tries it for the cameras, just to be in it and experience it for the audience, "Some of these guys have been waving their penises for weeks, I'm telling you, it's not as easy as it looks. I've been here for only 5 minutes and I'm getting sore, my knees are getting weak, and I've just started!".

So.. that's like one scenario you can imagine. That just gives you tons of other ideas. There should be a movie abou this.. the movie would be only 5 minute long, but alternative endings would take 2 more hours.

[Sirotnikov]

I actually find you normal and logical (usually).

I think you could be a great creative person like a screenwriter or a director or a comedian.

Most of the stuff you write is hilarious, just because you have a totally different outlook on the world.

Another favorite quote though:
"So first you get 1 person more, like a short mexican who can't speak english, but you see he is your friend. "

[Pekka]

yeah but it's not what I wrote, it's the situation. The short mexican who doesn't speak english, it means that it's someone who doesn't carry as much weight as a beautiful celebrity, but it's ****ing real man. It's ****ing real. The dude came up, looked you straight in the eyes with determination, prolly got fired just to show up there, pulled his pants down and showed what solidarity is all about with nothing to gain and everything to lose. The situation is important, not what was written.

[Dis]

SO what do you I want to talk about? Well, let's see. Ok, do you ever just bump into the first porn scene you ever saw? It's kind of crappy, prolly german, really awful, but it manages to turn you on like never before? So, then you go about downloading it, and it says ETA about 19 days? But you still want it. You keep your computer on for 19 days, then of course during the course of your quest for the holy grail you find out it takes double that time, but you still do it? Then you hope it's not like one of them movies you loved as a kid, but really hate now? You don't want to be disappointed, you want to get it going on. The chick is UGLY, the dude is UGLY, the scene is UGLY, they all speak German.... but you feel like home. You feel good. Yeah, this stuff is awesome. It's like your first pornstar, you just love them even though they are prolly 60 years old now, and weren't really that good back in the days either. But you gotta have it. Yeah. If you had a chance to have sex with that pornstar, you'd do it in a heartbeat. I'll bag the old lady, I don't give a damn. I'll do it.

[Dis]

noise thief.

have I mentioned how awesome Pekka is lately?

[Sirotnikov]

Pekka dude, I like your content too. Even though its weird.
I admit that I occasionally have odd thoughts, about doing evil stuff.

I think most people have those, but they repress it or don't pay attention.

But I really like the 'form' or aesthetics of your writing. You just casually write the darnest things. It is hilarious.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have honestly, never, ever thought of smashing babies...

QFT

[Solomwi]

Dear god, I go away for damn near a year and come back to find this. Pekka, you are truly glorious.