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  • #16
    I decided to vote for the Jesus since I consider this somewhat of a joke.

    Honestly, though, I think the ban on Stewart Spink is beyond rediculous.

    Of course, he should have to have the user name Stewart Spink when it is returned (it should be).

    JM
    Jon Miller-
    I AM.CANADIAN
    GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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    • #17
      Is this thread the "Teh Seven Heads of RAH Thread?"
      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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      • #18
        JM, will you be the bard to tell the tale for the others?

        This thread may be a bit for fun, but it is not a joke.

        Remember, I am the reasonable one.
        It's almost as if all his overconfident, absolutist assertions were spoonfed to him by a trusted website or subreddit. Sheeple
        RIP Tony Bogey & Baron O

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        • #19
          Re: Apolyton's Valentine's Day Celebration -- Jesus or Barabbas

          Originally posted by rah
          With Valentine's Day coming up, I thought Apolyton should mark the day in a special way. I've looked up the many possible origins that range from fertility festival to greeting card company greed festival. In 1969, the church actually removed St. Valentine's day from it's official holiday calendar. FOR SHAME

          Since my id has been commonly associated to RA the Sun God, I thought maybe we should mock this day in deference to most organized religions. Since my being raised to part owner of APOLYTON, I have yet to abuse my new powers, but have decided that that oversight is about to end.

          So, to celebrate my new powers I will borrow a rite used in ancient times for festivals. I have reviewed the list of prisoners that have been permanently exiled to our favorite island and will put forth the name of two for possible release.

          Jesus
          Stewart Spink

          I ask you, loyal subjects of the OT, to express your opinion on who I should release and why. On Valentine's Day, I will review all the post and release one from exile.

          Let's celebrate their impending release.

          Please TRY to keep the personal abuse to a minimum,


          Banana was added to abide by the religious habits of the ignorant masses.

          WELEASE WOGER!
          Speaking of Erith:

          "It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda Smith

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          • #20
            You should allow Babe Thread!
            bleh

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            • #21
              Originally posted by cronos_qc
              You should allow Babe Thread!
              That too is high on our list
              Keep on Civin'
              RIP rah, Tony Bogey & Baron O

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              • #22
                I don't know about a babe thread, there's already far too many of those Cameron Diaz pics showing up...

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                • #23
                  Welease Wodewick!

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                  • #24
                    If you mean THE Jesus, that's how I voted.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #25
                      yeah, given the chance to vote for Jesus given what happened almost 2,000 years ago, I gotta go with Jesus

                      oh, wait... Jesus aint banned and doesn't need votes

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                      • #26
                        Good point.
                        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                        • #27
                          Excellent

                          I'm a noob though
                          "post reported"Winston, on the barricades for freedom of speech
                          "I don't like laws all over the world. Doesn't mean I am going to do anything but post about it."Jon Miller

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                          • #28
                            It appears we need to go easy on the Soma sacrifices - the gods seem to have partaken a bit too Soma much for their own good.

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                            • #29
                              Free Jesus and Bannana! We will never forget!
                              This is Shireroth, and Giant Squid will brutally murder me if I ever remove this link from my signature | In the end it won't be love that saves us, it will be mathematics | So many people have this concept of God the Avenger. I see God as the ultimate sense of humor -- SlowwHand

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                              • #30
                                But Stewart Spink already posts here (albeit under a different handle )

                                Asmodean
                                Im not sure what Baruk Khazad is , but if they speak Judeo-Dwarvish, that would be "blessed are the dwarves" - lord of the mark

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