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  • #16
    Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
    Meanwhile, the gay-friendly mayor of San Francisco has adopted the Mel Gibson defense for his recently-exposed adultery by checking into rehab for alcohol abuse. Truly a banner day for the hetero lobby.
    Friggin Dems aren't orginal that was Foleys defense for his pedo gheyism. Seems a trip to AA cures all types of behavior.
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    • #17
      This is funny.
      meet the new boss, same as the old boss

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Lonestar
        To quote from another board....
        That his penis was near anothers man butt doesnt make him gay..
        I need a foot massage

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        • #19
          Haggard said in an e-mail Sunday, his first communication in three months to church members, that he and his wife, Gayle, plan to pursue master's degrees in psychology. The e-mail said the family hasn't decided where to move but that they were considering Missouri and Iowa.
          Would you want somebody like that trying to help you figure out your problems? Dont move too close to Topeka Ted, we've got the Phelps gang here and they wont like you

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          • #20
            Friggin Dems aren't orginal that was Foleys defense for his pedo gheyism. Seems a trip to AA cures all types of behavior.


            Foley had to resign, though. Newsom won't have to because he's a Dem.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
              Friggin Dems aren't orginal that was Foleys defense for his pedo gheyism. Seems a trip to AA cures all types of behavior.


              Foley had to resign, though. Newsom won't have to because he's a Dem.
              No, Newson won't have to because his mistress wasn't a high-school student.
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              • #22
                Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
                Friggin Dems aren't orginal that was Foleys defense for his pedo gheyism. Seems a trip to AA cures all types of behavior.


                Foley had to resign, though. Newsom won't have to because he's a Dem.
                Low, even for you, Drake.
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                • #23
                  IIRC, Foley's interns were ~18. I'm not even sure any sexual contact took place, either...

                  edit: Apparently Foley had sex with a couple former pages, but only after they reached the age of consent. Big deal...
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                  • #24
                    This just makes the guy more sad than anything.
                    In da butt.
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                    • #25
                      My hat is off to any guy who can nail some 18 year old ass. More power to him.
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                      • #26
                        Foley had to resign, though. Newsom won't have to because he's a Dem.
                        Of course, Dems are socially more liberal especially in SF... Rudy was cheating on his wife and in NY that wasn't enough to drive him from office. Even Newt was cheating on his wife and that didn't get him out of Congress. Hell, people in Mass. re-elected Gerry Studds and Barney Frank after they got caught. You seem to think thats a double standard, it isn't. The GOP is the family values party and with it goes a responsibility - to practice what you preach. If liberals dont get too mad at this kind of stuff, thats not hypocrisy because they dont preach against the stuff to begin with.

                        That was Ann Coulter's point about how liberals avoid the charge of hypocrisy by approving or condoning everything. Of course that aint true, liberals just happen to get mad at people for violating a different set of values. Of course the Dem response in Congress to Foley was political, right before an election a member of the opposing party is discovered using the House page program for sexual adventures and his party was snoozing. So his party told him to resign, not the Dems.

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                        • #27
                          I vote for option 2 and 4. He's odd enough as it is.
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                          • #28
                            must be bi-sexual, unless he aint banging the wife

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Lonestar
                              To quote from another board....
                              Sounds like a paraphrasing of a Little Britain sketch (Sir Norman Fry IIRC)
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                              • #30
                                Of course he ist still gay.
                                Evenhis wifes Name reveals this (Gayle)

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