2012

[Lancer]

The Mayan calander ends on Dec errr....27th 2012. It must, I saw it on TV. The speculation of the program was that this would be the end of the world. I enjoyed the show, it was better than 'The Attack of the 50 ft Woman' that was my second choice. I really prefer petite women.

So then I recently watched a program on the bible code. Interesting! Much better than the flick about the Blob that attacks a ski resort. Not my thing, I don't ski.

All sorts of interesting predictions in the bible including...

The world ends in 2012!



That's almost exactly when we plan on retiring full time. It's just not fair.

[Solver]

22nd.

[Krill]

Hmm...if I became a postgrad I wouldn't have to pay back my student loans until after the world ended. Woot, free money...

[Will9]

Re: 2012

Originally posted by Lancer
All sorts of interesting predictions in the bible including...

The world ends in 2012!

There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." Also, no one knows what order those words are suposed to put in.

What does it mean!?

[Lancer]

Solver, that's 5 less days!

Do you believe it?

Krill, yes I too have alot planned for 2013.

[Lancer]

Re: Re: 2012

Originally posted by Will9


There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." What does it mean!?

It means you saw the same show I did! Also that you too prefer petite women!

[Will9]

Re: Re: Re: 2012

Originally posted by Lancer


It means you saw the same show I did! Also that you too prefer petite women!

[Lancer]

Just imagine the 50ft woman on her period.

Anyway, the Mayan calendar...what do you think?

[Solver]

Well, it's more like that, according to Mayan ideas, it's this era of existence that ends, not the whole world, IIRC.

Of course, I am entirely convinced nothing out of the ordinary will happen .

[Zkribbler]

Didn't Jesus say something like, "The date and time are known to no man."

So sit back, relax and slurp a rum drink with a little plastic palm tree in it.

[pchang]

For the Maya

their era of existence ended a long time ago. Clearly 2012 was a poor predictor.

[Lancer]

Originally posted by Solver
Well, it's more like that, according to Mayan ideas, it's this era of existence that ends, not the whole world, IIRC.

Of course, I am entirely convinced nothing out of the ordinary will happen .

The date DQ finally shuts Poly down on purpose maybe?

Zkrib, that's plan A except it's a slice of pineapple used as an orchid holder by means of a hole drilled in it and attached to the side of the glass.

[Lancer]

Re: For the Maya

Originally posted by pchang
their era of existence ended a long time ago. Clearly 2012 was a poor predictor.

Nooo! The pridiction of their own demise was one factor that, according to the show, assisted the Spanish in defeating the Maya.

A self fulfilling prophecy.

The end of the world is something bigger.

[Lancer]

The orchid thing is a little garnishing trick uncle Rouoool (sp) showed me.

[LordShiva]

The current dark age is 432,000 years long, and started in 3102 BC

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga