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Originally posted by LordShiva
The current dark age is 432,000 years long, and started in 3102 BC
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kali_Yuga
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When it says the current age started in 3102 BC, it means the current age, which was preceded by 3,888,000 years of human existence, with many cycles before, and the whole cycle of creation and destruction of the universe endlessly repeating, for all eternity. Far more sophisticated than a simple "God created teh world on teh 4000 BC, and it will end when Jebus comes back, and he'll sort everyone out."
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Why did you make this thread?Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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I didn't, Lancer did.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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Originally posted by Odin
LOL, and I thought Christian theology was bonkers...USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
The video may avatar is from
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Originally posted by Will9
People living for 3000 yearss, WTF!?"
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3,000 years? Not long enough.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Oh it's gonna be in vain whether the world ends or not.Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...
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Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I have a suggestion for a new olympic sport...the taxpayers of London are allowed to beat Ken with a billiard ball in a sock...it's the only way it will be worth it for us
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Re: Re: 2012
Originally posted by Will9
There is a way that you could "decode" part of the bible that will give you the message "Comet. Earth. It will be crushed. 2012." And using the same method you could also end up with "Comet. Earth. I will crush it. 2012." Also, no one knows what order those words are suposed to put in.
What does it mean!?
Even referring to specific codes usually used for this kind of stuff, it's been show that using analog codes of similar complexity, one can get about pretty much anything you want from any text of similar length.
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