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12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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Obviously, I'm just kidding. My grandfather didn't have anybody to protect but himself. This woman was extremely brave...12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
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by the way, the advice of the old man, of stabbing the puma in the eye, is a good advice, remember it, just in case you are attacked by a beast one dayI need a foot massageComment
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They guy who was being eaten by a shark got away by jabbing a finger in its eyes.
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It might help if you use a knife to do it.Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
by the way, the advice of the old man, of stabbing the puma in the eye, is a good advice, remember it, just in case you are attacked by a beast one dayThose who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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I wonder how hard it would be to garrot the thing with a shirt and a stick? Seems like it would be more promising than the pen in the eye trick.Comment
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Or your house keys at leastOriginally posted by Lord Avalon
It might help if you use a knife to do it.I need a foot massageComment
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Another story, another animal, but still I have to share it: My mother-in-law ju8st returned from South Africa. They vivisted an area where "there used to be baboons". Well, they started for a walk and really, there was a baboon - male - with a big, fresh scar in his face. When the baboon started moving quickly towards her, she decided to flee from the baboon back to the car. She jumped in, felt safe for a second and then noticed that the baboon had got into the car as well, on the driver's seat. She jumped out again and the baboon made himself comfortable in the car, eating away everything in the car, destroying her jacket (where she had some candy).
Her car was the attraction of the site then. Dozens of cars and a bus stopped, making fotos of the baboon in the car.
Finally, some native got the baboon out pushing him with a stick.
A good story, luckily no one got hurt."The world is too small in Vorarlberg". Austrian ex-vice-chancellor Hubert Gorbach in a letter to Alistar [sic] Darling, looking for a job...
"Let me break this down for you, fresh from algebra II. A 95% chance to win 5 times means a (95*5) chance to win = 475% chance to win." Wiglaf, Court jester or hayseed, you judge.Comment
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I saw something on Animal Planet, I think, where they had caught a cougar. I tuned in where they had arrived where they were going to release it and were trying to get it to leave the cage on the back of the truck. It wasn't leaving, so a guy started poking it with a stick.
Of course, it got pissed, and was biting and clawing at the stick. Then it finally did leave the cage - but it came after the guy. 
He got in the truck fast. 
Right? Wrong! Unfortunately, the window was open, and the cat jumped up and was attacking him. He did manage to fend it off, but was a bit bloodied. 
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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It was a leopard.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Leopards are mean mofos.THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Ah, so it was. Thanks.Originally posted by LordShiva
It was a leopard.
'Specially if ya poke 'em with a stick.Leopards are mean mofos.Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD
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Remember that cave that was found in Africa with all the human skulls in it? The mystery was that all the skulls had the same two holes in them.
The first thought was that it was some kind of cave for human sacrifices, and somehow the punching of the two holes was somehow part of the ritual. Then someone realized that the holes were the same distance apart as leopard's fangs. For decades, maybe ceuturies, the big cats had been dragging their human prey up into a tree, eating them, and letting the skulls fall down into the cave.
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Condition Of Man Who Survived Mountain Lion Attack Worsens
SAN FRANCISCO -- A 70-year-old Northern California man who survived an attack by a mountain lion is now in a San Francisco hospital.
Jim Hamm was transported in a medical plane Sunday night from Mad River Community Hospital in Arcata to California Pacific Medical Center.
Hamm was moved because officials are concerned about an infection setting in.
After doctors performed emergency surgery on his scalp, they downgraded his condition from fair to serious. He was in critical condition on Monday morning, according to The Today Show.
Hamm first underwent surgery Wednesday after a mountain lion attacked him at Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park, about 50 miles north of Eureka.
He and his wife -- Nell -- were hiking in the park when the lion pounced on him, scalped him, mauled his face, ripped off part of his lips and inflicted other puncture wounds and scratches.Comment
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