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  • #16
    This is by far the best one:

    The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

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    • #17
      There's something Gary Larson-esque about that...
      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
      Stadtluft Macht Frei
      Killing it is the new killing it
      Ultima Ratio Regum

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      • #18


        If only that little dude was stronger.
        Monkey!!!

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        • #19
          Originally posted by dudemanjack


          yeah, that, Phil and rusty sharpness are the best I guess
          "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
          I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
          Middle East!

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          • #20
            The duck one was always my favorite. But I just like duck jokes.
            “As a lifelong member of the Columbia Business School community, I adhere to the principles of truth, integrity, and respect. I will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do.”
            "Capitalism ho!"

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            • #21
              My dad regularly reads an author who writes just like this... can't remember his name though.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by DaShi
                The duck one was always my favorite. But I just like duck jokes.
                Come to Poland, then. Polish prime minister and president are named Kaczynski "Duckski", and the leader of opposition is named Donald.
                A lot of duck jokes were around.
                "I realise I hold the key to freedom,
                I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
                Middle East!

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                • #23
                  In contrast, I just finished with an Annie Proulx book. Her stories spend a lot of time rummaging in through cupboards looking for plots and never seem to find any. But she can rip out some great similies and metaphores, to wit:

                  His eyes were such a pale shade of blue, you'd have sworn they were turned inside out.

                  He was as ignorant as a horseshoe.

                  The indigo rainclouds crowded the sky behind them.

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by DaShi
                    The duck one was always my favorite. But I just like duck jokes.
                    What's the difference between a duck?
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                    • #25
                      I dunno....why a duck??

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Doddler


                        What's the difference between a duck?
                        One of its legs is both the same.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Japher


                          I think they stole this one from Douglas Adams
                          Correct!

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by Japher


                            If only that little dude was stronger.
                            This is me btw.

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by reds4ever


                              Correct!
                              How come you're still only a lowly Prince?
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