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  • ApolytonOT is like a dog taking a dump...

    you just can't help but look.


    Analogies, similes & metaphors found in high school essays
    ~ Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

    ~ His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like socks in a dryer without Cling Free.

    ~ He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

    ~ She grew on him like she was a colony of E. coli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

    ~ She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

    ~ Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

    ~ He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

    ~ The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

    ~ From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

    ~ Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

    ~ The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

    ~ Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

    ~ John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

    ~ He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant and she was the East River.

    ~ Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

    ~ The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

    ~ The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

    ~ The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

    ~ He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

    ~ She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.

    ~ It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.

    ~ He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
    Monkey!!!

  • #2
    Nice writing. Bound to be a Poe in there somewhere.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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    • #3
      The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
      I think they stole this one from Douglas Adams
      Monkey!!!

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      • #4
        This is one of the better.

        "Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut."
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          Strange... I didn't know your daughter had a kid.
          Monkey!!!

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          • #6

            ~ He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

            Amazing
            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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            • #7
              ~ Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
              I vote that this one wins.

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              • #8
                Long time member @ Apolyton
                Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                • #9
                  He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.


                  This one is actually funny though...
                  You just wasted six ... no, seven ... seconds of your life reading this sentence.

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                  • #10
                    ~ It hurt the way your tongue hurts after you accidentally staple it to the wall.


                    I HATE when that happens!!!!
                    Founder of The Glory of War, CHAMPIONS OF APOLYTON!!!
                    '92 & '96 Perot, '00 & '04 Bush, '08 & '12 Obama, '16 Clinton, '20 Biden, '24 Harris

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                    • #11
                      He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

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                      • #12
                        they were supposed to be writing funny things though!
                        "I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
                        'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburger

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                        • #13
                          thank the gods your thread does not smell
                          anti steam and proud of it

                          CDO ....its OCD in alpha order like it should be

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by SlowwHand
                            This is one of the better.

                            "Even in his last years, Grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut."
                            I think a real writer has used this.

                            JM
                            Jon Miller-
                            I AM.CANADIAN
                            GENERATION 35: The first time you see this, copy it into your sig on any forum and add 1 to the generation. Social experiment.

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                            • #15
                              She walked into my office like a centipede with 98 missing legs.


                              RFL @ imagination

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