My stomach is cramped :(

[MOBIUS]

No wonder Israel lost against Hezbollah!

How old are you!? I barely do any exercise, but I could walk out the door right now and do a 5km run just like that...

I know this because I've done enough of those 5km charity runs in my time, and our preparation used to be working out where the nearest pub was for afterwards for 'refreshments'...

[Sirotnikov]

Yes, obviously Israel lost because it couldn't depend on me charging Hezbullah outposts

80% of any army are non-combatants, that do staff work. I'm an admitted non-combatant. And lazy.

I'm 22, thanks for asking.

I was actually getting quite in shape during the first half of the officer's course.

But in the second part, where we were specialised in our ... tasks - I got to do lots and lots of writing, reading, sitting in front of a computer until late hours....

And the whole "getting in shape" part just went away