Why does Napa Valley wine suck so bad?

[Dis]

that doesn't really mean anything. I refuse to drink california wines. It doesn't really mean anything.

[Drake Tungsten]

I don't hate Oerdin, over the past few years as he transformed from right wing to left wing he also transformed from nice poster to annoying fact-o-rama google-whore poster.

QFT

[Dinner]

Google whore?

[Joseph]

If our wines suck, then explain why during late spring through to Oct, Nov., all of our hotels are full. Plus you cannot drive up the Valley on Highway 29 because it is grid lock.

[Pekka]

Oerdin is a cool guy, period, and so it was decided to be.

Anyway, napa means navel in Finnish.. you know, the thing in your tummy. So. Napa Valley indicates to a place, that is a vally of navel. I don't think that's an image that promises any good wine to begin with.

[SlowwHand]

Re: Why does Napa Valley wine suck so bad?

Originally posted by Asher
In order to understand our selves, we must first understand why Napa Valley wine sucks. In depth analysis of why Napa Valley wine sucks can be an enriching experience. Indispensable to homosapians today, it is important to remember that "what goes up must come down." The juxtapositioning of why Napa Valley wine sucks with fundamental economic, social and political strategic conflict draws criticism from those politicaly minded individuals living in the past, obviously. Relax, sit back and gasp as I display the rich tapestries of why Napa Valley wine sucks.

Social Factors

There is cultural and institutional interdependence between members of any community. When The Tygers of Pan Tang sang 'It's lonely at the top. Everybody's trying to do you in', they saw clearly into the human heart. While deviating from the norm will always cause unrest amongst ones peers, why Napa Valley wine sucks provides standards by which we may judge our selves.

Special care must be taken when analysing such a delicate subject. On the other hand anyone that disagrees with me is an idiot. Society says that every man must find their own truth. While one sees why Napa Valley wine sucks, another may see monkeys playing tennis.

Economic Factors

Economics has been defined as 'I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine.' To my learned ear that sounds like two people with itchy backs. We will begin by looking at the Maiden-Tuesday-Lending model, a classic economic system of analysis. Transport Costs on the Y-axis, Napa Valley wine suckiness on the X-axis.



Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? Clearly transport costs, ultimately decided by politicians, will always be heavily influenced by why Napa Valley wine sucks due to its consistently high profile in the portfolio of investors. A sharp down turn in middle class investment may lead to changes in the market.

Political Factors

Much of the writings of historians display the conquests of the most powerful nations over less powerful ones. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing why Napa Valley wine sucksism and post-why Napa Valley wine sucksism.

Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, the famous political Xaviera Lionel Forbes Dickinson 'A man must have his cake and eat it in order to justify his actions.' What a fantastic quote. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'why Napa Valley wine sucks wins votes.' Simple as that.
Since the Renaissance why Napa Valley wine sucks has become more and more prevalent. May it continue.

Conclusion

To conclude why Napa Valley wine sucks is, to use the language of the streets 'Super Cool.' It fills a hole, ensures financial stability and never hides.

One final thought from the talented Ozzy Zeta-Jones 'Oooh yeah Napa Valley wine sucks shoo badaby dooo.'

[Drake Tungsten]

Oerdin is a cool guy, period, and so it was decided to be.

You're just as lame as Oerdin.

[Pekka]

So? If someone with any coolness would say that, I might be offended. But since it was you, I feel almost like I should thank you.

[Asher]

Originally posted by Joseph
If our wines suck, then explain why during late spring through to Oct, Nov., all of our hotels are full. Plus you cannot drive up the Valley on Highway 29 because it is grid lock.

You are apparently unaware of the gay camps. q

[SlowwHand]

[TCO]

because you suck so good. I mean well.

[Victor Galis]

Originally posted by Joseph
If our wines suck, then explain why during late spring through to Oct, Nov., all of our hotels are full. Plus you cannot drive up the Valley on Highway 29 because it is grid lock.

I can't really explain why people buy American cars either.

[TCO]

Can you explain why you wear a Canadian flag?

[Victor Galis]

Because I decided to go with a flag that matched my current location.

[SlowwHand]

What does Canada have to offer, besides Quebec to the highest bidder?