Who can teach me how to dance in 3 days?

[Dis]

That could be kind of hard to do over the internet .

So I'm going to go clubbin'. I have no idea what that entails. Yeah I know. I'm kind of old to be starting to have a life. But it's only recently I have had friends. Now they want me to go clubbin' with them. But I don't know how to dance? Not to mention I'm a white boy with no rythym. That's why I listen to metal. What should I do?

[BeBMan]

Just drink, and start moving. It's not that difficult. Be aware that most others don't do anything more sophisticated

[Colon™]

You have to watch Saturday Night Fever and copy Travolta's moves. It's a standard initiation rite to clubbing.

[General Ludd]

Pretend you're in a meat freezer and are trying to keep warm.

[CrONoS]

Watch and Learn:

http://www.watchmedance.com/

[DaShi]

Watch "Night at the Roxbury"

[Japher]

What should I do?

Have fun and embaress yourself.

Chicks dig guys with no inabition... they dig that sheit.

If you don't care, hell, they might think it's cool

be comfortable with yourself

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by cronos_qc
Watch and Learn:
http://www.watchmedance.com/

Hitch would have *****slapped that guy

[LordShiva]

Dis, all you need is a couple bullet-proof dance steps to fool people into thinking that you know what you're doing. About.com has a decent list, with pretty detailed instructions: http://dancemusic.about.com/cs/tutorials/a/top10moves.html

[Spiffor]

Re: Who can teach me how to dance in 3 days?

These guys can

[Pekka]

Don't worry about it. If your buddies pressure you to dance, just say OK but you can't dance so.. so then it's no pressure situation.

Drink a little, don't think about it too much. YOu just need to relax and do what you want. Just one think, don't be such a windmill that you keep abusing everyone. Other than that, the main thing is not to think about stuff like that. It's not a .. it's not a competition, it's deifnitely not a technical procedure you need to do. A lot of people feel like it is, but it isn't, and that's when it looks stupid. That's when you're not feeling it but doing some kind of weird calculated moves, that are still ****ed up.

[Pekka]

As someone who has scored from the dancefloor in my short history (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! TEAM SC!! TEAM SC!!!), you don't want to .. it's all about having fun actually.

If you aren't having fun, most likely your partner or who ever is dancing with you isn't having fun either. So.. just have fun. Do what ever it is that you do. No one REALLY cares about it, as long as you don't try to spin on your head unsuccesfully. The world is filled with people who aren't the best of dancers, most suck anyway. What matters is if you are having fun or not.

[SlowwHand]

Dance Monkeys Dance by Ernest Cline

[Provost Harrison]

I love clubbing!

[BeBMan]

One day has passed, only two to go - any progress, Dis? You could upload a video at youtube .....