I have a dream

[Sirotnikov]

Borat has already done something very similar, speaking infront of the Oklahoma City Council about.. well.. you listen:

http://www.thatwasme.net/borat/traffic_commission.mp3

transcript: http://www.webgeordie.co.uk/borat/oklahoma.htm

[Sirotnikov]

I please you show very much respect, uh, I admire US and A and from my country we send you greeting and admiration for your system and your country. Um, today you discuss a problem of the traffic in your city. It is very interest for me. I think please that people must not be too angry about this problem of a traffic. Maybe it is a worse problem in a country like a Kazakhstan where people too poor that cannot have car to have opportunity to have much traffic. So I would like people to learn always their country in relation and a benefit and a luck that you have to talk to have these problems. We wish in a Kazakhstan to have problem like this.

[Aeson]

It'd be cool to have Pekka give the next state of the union address.

[Lonestar]

Originally posted by Aeson
It'd be cool to have Pekka give the next state of the union address.

It would make it a lot more entertaining. Definitely scare America's enemies into think "yep, that's it...clearly the Americans have finally snapped, they are no longer even trying to project the illusion of sanity."

[_BuRjaCi_]

Originally posted by Pekka
No I don't want to just 'talk talk', I want to talk something but that makes no real sense, but it's like half smart, right?

PLUS the point is also to throw in those 'from the worst people of the earth'-quotes. And get massive applauds afterwards.

And yes, I have to absolutely throw in some weird crap, because I have to be in risk of getting arrested, I mean if I'd get caught, it wouldn't be pleasant. That's the whole risk part, and this game needs risk,.. excitement rises. Imagine yoursef being in front of a 1000 people, in your podium. You think 'why the hell did I come here.....'. Your throat suddenly is like the sand dunes of ... sandy dunes, and you forget all your stuff. But then! You recover! You'll start off with a Hitler quote and move quickly to bashing the general topic of the day or event, but respectfully.. then throw in a Stalin quote.

And then just be awesome. You dazzled a 1000 people, just by.. being a complete weirdo, and if they only knew!!! You're the best BS artist.

You see I consider this to be a game of great challenge and excitement, but if I could become really good in it, getting into good places to speak (I mean sneak, I can't be invited!!), it would become the art of BS. I like that. Creating a new art. The Art of BS.

That's pure genius! I want to do that! Best idea in some time pekka
My group of friends already has a thing like that. The point of the thing is to try to do it as inconspicuously as possible, throw something up in conversation and try to make everybody take you seriously. The concept’s the same just that its just 5 people and they are all intellectuals. The brilliance is off-course, in doing it in front of 1000 people.




P.S. An afterthought; you might try it in intermediate groups first like 40-50 people and some of them could respond and stuff. Wait we already have that, its called starting a thread. Damm, I never get original ideas.

[Pekka]

Right, it's like a really good troll, but on a big audience, who all paid to be there. Plus, you sneaked in, you weren't supposed to even talk there. And then you leave. As if you never existed.. leaving a mark in the minds of the ones who listened, leaving them thinking 'what the hell was that?'.

[_BuRjaCi_]

Originally posted by Pekka
Right, it's like a really good troll, but on a big audience, who all paid to be there. Plus, you sneaked in, you weren't supposed to even talk there. And then you leave. As if you never existed.. leaving a mark in the minds of the ones who listened, leaving them thinking 'what the hell was that?'.

[Japher]

for some reason I knew what the first response to this thread would be before I even opened the thread...