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  • #16
    Originally posted by Pekka
    LordShiva, why would you do that, when you could make millions managing me into a superstar in India?
    All my contacts are in the Kannada-language film industry, unfortunately, where the money's not so hot

    aneeshm lives closer to the real action
    THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
    AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
    AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
    DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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    • #17
      Well, that's nto something I'm interested in or something I want to hear. Do your job! Make new contacts, network, or coordinate action with aneeshm.
      In da butt.
      "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
      THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
      "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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      • #18
        I've seen pictures of you. I could kick your ass
        That one? He's a bit creepy, no?
        Attached Files
        Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy – Lessing

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        • #19
          I never have a problem with people taking dumbells, if I have moved them from the rack. I like the sign that is up in the Y, encouraging people to allow people to alternate in and it also says: be thoughtful when others are waiting, be patient when you are waiting. That said, I don't like people who sit on the machine in between sets. I will always ask (politely) to work in.

          P.s. None of this is to imply that I am built. Just have worked out.

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          • #20
            See, this is why I make the resolution, but never follow through on it.
            "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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            • #21
              New Year's Resolutioners are a gym's bread-and-butter!

              Gym Membership: Several hundred dollars in sign-up fees and monthly dues
              Gym clothing and accessories: Several hundred MORE dollars because you think you'll need all that crap
              Giving up after having gone twice in a month, but forgetting to cancel for several months: Several hundred dollars plus cancellation fees (God help you if you're at a corporate gym...)

              There are a lot of ways of making money in the fitness industry, but after all is said and done, idiots are the best way.
              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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              • #22
                Okay, that's why I make the resolution but never follow through on it...
                "I have as much authority as the pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." — George Carlin

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                • #23
                  WTF Shiva?

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by SlowwHand
                    I'm going to the fridge for a beer, anyone need one? I'm boosting my lift weight.
                    "Stuie has the right idea" - Japher
                    "I trust Stuie and all involved." - SlowwHand
                    "Stuie is right...." - Guynemer

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                    • #25
                      Re: I hate New Year's Resolution gym-wannabes

                      Originally posted by LordShiva
                      ...and attempting to chat up the closest hottie, as if the gym were a place to socialise.
                      Oh it is. Well....It was.

                      But I understand you point bro.

                      Lordshiva

                      Spec.
                      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                      • #26
                        That's why I've resolved to get fatter, LS.
                        Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                        "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Cort Haus
                          WTF Shiva?
                          Damn, beaten to it.

                          -Arrian
                          grog want tank...Grog Want Tank... GROG WANT TANK!

                          The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.

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                          • #28
                            Most cities or even smaller towns have at least one gym with mostly "training aware" patrons. That is they understand basic etiquette and behaviour in a gym. Incidentally these places are often the cheaper kinds of gym with a large variety of free weights and strong people. Find that place.

                            If you have no idea of where to start look in the yellow pages for a powerlifting or olympic lifting club, most of the time their facilities are open to other people as well. The best thing is that most of those "big guys" will actually be quite friendly and helpful to newcomers since they are used to being seen as "neanderthal weight lifters LOL" by some ignorant people. So they have no need to build on a hostile or intimidating persona.
                            It's candy. Surely there are more important things the NAACP could be boycotting. If the candy were shaped like a burning cross or a black man made of regular chocolate being dragged behind a truck made of white chocolate I could understand the outrage and would share it. - Drosedars

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                            • #29
                              I use the gym in my office building because it's free. The downside is, my office building is full of lawyers, fat corporate types, and sundry yuppies.
                              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by LordShiva
                                I use the gym in my office building because it's free. The downside is, my office building is full of lawyers, fat corporate types, and sundry yuppies.
                                No hotties....


                                Spec.
                                -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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