Weird sexy things

[Pekka]

There are some weird cues that are sexy.

For example, I was watching this video lecture by a Japanese woman, and she wasn't physically attractive to me, but the way she talked english was hot as hell. She didn't have the stereotypical Japanese accent though. It was very interesting, kind of like tata tututu. Tatatitata. ta-ta-ta-tu. Like a slow machine gun. Almost like spelling it all out, but not quite. Hot as hell! I don't know why, what a weird cue for sexy things. It even made her feel attractive to me, I was thinking 'please, speak.. more.. talk.. tata tutu. Tutututu. yeah, that's the way to do it.'. Slightly resembling mechanical sound, as in 'what is wrong with you'. The question is, what is wrong with the society for not producing more hot things like her. Totally weird.

She would have been even hotter, if she had more weird stuff going on. Unfortunately her presentation style was very western otherwise. Some embarrased eye contacts would have made it porno.

[Pekka]

About Japanese, I've never been to tea ceremony, but I'd like to go to one. I think the hottest thing since skirts showing ankles would be to have a tea ceremony, done by a hot Japanese girl, and the whole thing would take two hours or so. I don't know, maybe you aren't supposed to speak during it, but I'd watch all the careful moves made, appreciate it. I'd prolly not like the tea at all, but that would only be an aphrodisiac to me. Thinking, they made this thing for two hours plus, only to serve me tea that is really quite bad... awesome!

Then, I would hope they are like educated geishas, giving you company and not just running away and actually talking to you, and they'd open their mouths and out would come.. tatata. Tu-tu-ti-ta. She would ask me a thousand times thsi one question and I just wouldn't understand it, because her english would be so crap. Just like the tea. But the effort is there. Doesn't get much sexier than that.

All the politiness too. She would apologize for smelling my fart without permission, to which I would say it is quite OK, but the tea upset my stomach. So I'd be at least expecting a corrective action by 9 hour massage.

[Ninot]

Re: Weird sexy things

Originally posted by Pekka
It was very interesting, kind of like tata tututu. Tatatitata. ta-ta-ta-tu. Like a slow machine gun. Almost like spelling it all out, but not quite. Hot as hell! I don't know why, what a weird cue for sexy things. It even made her feel attractive to me, I was thinking 'please, speak.. more.. talk.. tata tutu. Tutututu. yeah, that's the way to do it.'

This is tata tutu stuff is positively amazing, but yet, i feel dirty having read it.

[Pekka]

Yeah, it's like.. it makes no sense, but it's hot!

And then, she did these weird pauses and just said "mm". I know she wanted to say HAI!, but she had beaten it out of herself. Sexy as hell.

Or what about other gestures, like smiling when getting a bit embarrased for not being able to pronounce some words? Because even though she had good english, some words just kind of slipped out.. like adding letters in words.. as in if you want to say 'rat', you'd say 'ratsu'. So hot... it's weird.

Nothing wrong in it.

[Tuberski]

Shut up!

Just shut up!


You had me at tata tututu.



You've outdone yourself.

ACK!

[Datajack Franit]

Pekka is actually in love with a typewriting machine

[Ninot]

Originally posted by Pekka
Yeah, it's like.. it makes no sense, but it's hot!

And then, she did these weird pauses and just said "mm". I know she wanted to say HAI!, but she had beaten it out of herself. Sexy as hell.

Or what about other gestures, like smiling when getting a bit embarrased for not being able to pronounce some words? Because even though she had good english, some words just kind of slipped out.. like adding letters in words.. as in if you want to say 'rat', you'd say 'ratsu'. So hot... it's weird.

Nothing wrong in it.

I entirely agree Pekka. It's hot in chinese chicks too. Well, as long as they aren't calling you a foreign devil.

[Pekka]

Ninot, yeah! That would suck.. and you never know, when they're smiling, it doesn't mean they like you necessarily.

I kind of find it interesting, that some gestures can be sexy like that. And usually when the L's and R's mix up, I just don't find it sexy, but this was another case, because she mixed them rarely. So it was clearly a mistake, and she noticed it right away, so she always gave this akward little smile, and lowered her eye level. So nice and polite. Yes, you are forgiven.

In fact, I'd need one of them tea ceremonies right now. I hear they're quite special. Maybe she would say "I want to offer you a comfortable tea experience, please thank you, I'm sorry". YEh.. go ahead.. shieet.. The only time I hear any girl saying please in here is when they are asking for the credit card. In fact, I was shocked that I was called a Sir in place of business in the US where I was the customer. Or that there were usually people greeting you on the way in. In here, you are annoying the customer service, and if you break their 'not-doing-any-work'-session, you just might be on their ****list.

It's not that a woman would be submissive, I like the effort the men also do. Just to be polite. Of course, it's excessive in our world, but to me, I find it always nice to see an effort here and there. What can I say? They are pretty much not like the French!

[Spec]

Wtf Pekka?

Spec.

[Will9]

Originally posted by Spec
Wtf Pekka?

[Dis]

long live Pekka threads.

[Dis]

Cute women turn me on. I'm strange that way.

[Sirotnikov]

Originally posted by Dis
long live Pekka threads.

aye to that.

and while the first post is quite odd and sick, I tend to agree with the sense of the thread.

[Q Classic]

Originally posted by Spec
Wtf Pekka?

Flag on redundant terminology here.

Pekka = WTF?

[Provost Harrison]

Did you have to take a cold shower or was that too kinky for you?