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  • #16
    Originally posted by aneeshm
    As beautiful as a dream and as nun as a porno-fantasy.
    i find most porn stars unattractive. most of them are not the real cream of the crop material..... and i havent seen a good nun fantasy porn to date.

    so, if anyone can prove me otherwise please post link to the trailer to the dvd.
    :-p

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    • #17
      btw how come no one said dumb remarks like Ill make her scream the lords name in vain or baptise her with holy jizz etc.
      :-p

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      • #18
        That's because we have class.
        In da butt.
        "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
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        • #19
          I dont think nuns shave their thing, and their legs
          I need a foot massage

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          • #20
            Damn, y'all must be naive prots. I guarantee you that all catholic schoolboys have already contemplated such questions at length.
            I came upon a barroom full of bad Salon pictures in which men with hats on the backs of their heads were wolfing food from a counter. It was the institution of the "free lunch" I had struck. You paid for a drink and got as much as you wanted to eat. For something less than a rupee a day a man can feed himself sumptuously in San Francisco, even though he be a bankrupt. Remember this if ever you are stranded in these parts. ~ Rudyard Kipling, 1891

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            • #21
              heh
              Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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              • #22
                I'd hit it. would you guys expect otherwise of me? Hey, I'm not religious. And really, I don't think it says in the bible nuns can't have sex.

                yeah I noticed the second option, but that's not much of a career. I'd be doing her a favour.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  That's because we have class.
                  qft

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                  • #24
                    nuns usually aren't hot and women in uniform are overrated.

                    even if i did encounter a hot nun, odds are i'll probably **** a hotter chick thats not in nun uniform. or dress her up as one whatever.

                    if innocence is an issue, well you can **** devout church going chicks. theyre not bound by vows of chastity or whatever.

                    you might have to waste about an hour every week to work for that ass though...
                    :-p

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Zero
                      women in uniform are overrated.
                      Never!!
                      I love being beaten by women - Lorizael

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                      • #26
                        Remember, nuns are required to travel in groups of no fewer than two.

                        Who's up for a threesome??

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                        • #27
                          I punch nuns.
                          APOSTOLNIK BEANIE BERET BICORNE BIRETTA BOATER BONNET BOWLER CAP CAPOTAIN CHADOR COIF CORONET CROWN DO-RAG FEDORA FEZ GALERO HAIRNET HAT HEADSCARF HELMET HENNIN HIJAB HOOD KABUTO KERCHIEF KOLPIK KUFI MITRE MORTARBOARD PERUKE PICKELHAUBE SKULLCAP SOMBRERO SHTREIMEL STAHLHELM STETSON TIARA TOQUE TOUPEE TRICORN TRILBY TURBAN VISOR WIG YARMULKE ZUCCHETTO

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                          • #28
                            Ohhhhh....S & M!

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                            • #29
                              Why wouldn't you hit it? She's got the vow of chastity, not you...
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                              • #30
                                I'd film it to make sure all my friends can know about it.
                                In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.

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