What would you do if a beautiful nun were hitting on you?

[aneeshm]

I got this from CFC. I'm still at it. But I've got a question - what would 'poly do in such a situation?

[Pekka]

How beautiful and how nun?

[aneeshm]

As beautiful as a dream and as nun as a porno-fantasy.

[Pekka]

Simple. When we have sex and are climaxing all over the globe, it will be the closest either of us have ever been to God. It will not 'ruin her life'. If she wants to, it's her decision.

And I will not rape her.

[SlowwHand]

I'd hit it. I've never been with a nun.

[Proteus_MST]

Exactly, neither god nor christ need them as brides.
They can serve them as well if they don´t stay chaste for all of their life.

[Pekka]

ohh and I must add, that while totally getting it on, I'd also be there in the morning and say that if she wants to, we can date and be together and see how things work out. So.. if she dumps Jesus, it doesn't mean it was because of one night, it was because she found me.

[Solver]

Pekka's logic and self-confidence .

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by Pekka
ohh and I must add, that while totally getting it on, I'd also be there in the morning and say that if she wants to, we can date and be together and see how things work out. So.. if she dumps Jesus, it doesn't mean it was because of one night, it was because she found me.

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Solver
Pekka's logic and self-confidence .

Self-confidence? Pekka? I seem to recall a thread where he asked what to do about a certain girl and after a lot of Pekka-talk he decided to phone her. Not to phone her. Maybe to phone her. Yes, definitely phone her. Well, maybe not, suppose she says no.

After that he cowardly crept out of the thread, despite our interest in the outcome. Self-confidence for sure

[Solver]

But at least he's confident that he Owns Everyone's Asses (TM) and is worth abandoning Jesus for. Then again, he gets extremely upset when a girl touches him on the butt, pronouncing that to be sexual assault .

[Hueij]

Originally posted by Solver
But at least he's confident that he Owns Everyone's Asses (TM) and is worth abandoning Jesus for.

Talk, just talk. And a lot of it too...

[Elok]

"You may be interested enough to ask what we have to say regarding the love of nuns. What we say is that their solaces must be absolutely avoided just as though they were a pestilence of the soul, because from them comes the great wrath of our Heavenly Father and the civil authorities are greatly stirred up and threaten the most severe punishments, and by all of this we become infamous among men and our good reputation is destroyed...

Therefore we do not want you to know any words that may be used to solicit them. For one time when we had a chance to speak to a certain nun we spoke so well on the art, not being ignorant of the art of soliciting nuns, that we forced her to assent to our desire...

We straightaway began to be violently attracted by her beauty and captured by her pleasant conversation. But in the meantime we realized the madnes that was carrying us away, and with a great effort roused ourselves up from the deadly sleep. And although we consider ourselves very expert in the art of love and well instructed in its cure, we were barely able to avoid her pestilential snares and escape without contamination of the flesh."

-From Andreas Capellanus (Andre the Chaplain), The Art of Courtly Love, Book II, Chapter VIII: The Love of Nuns. It's almost a thousand years old, but it's still the authoritative source when it comes to questions of whether or not to nail persons of various social classes. Just say no to nun-love, kids.

[Will9]

Re: What would you do if a beautiful nun were hitting on you?

Originally posted by aneeshm
I got this from CFC.

What were you doing there?

I'm sure Shiva will cross out the "What" when quoting this post and replace it with a "WTF".

[C0ckney]

i'd **** her and sell the story to the news of the world. it would be a nice variation on the 'dirty vicar' stories you sometimes see.