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  • Report of the Florida cell of the Apolyton Communist Party

    So I've met several comrades through the antiwar movement here in South Florida. Been doing some antiwar work. The movement in general is in a bit of an ebb at the moment because of the recent election, but we expect it will begin to reawaken when the surge is approved by the Dems who were elected to pull the troops out.

    Anyway, lots of depressedness among comrades going on and I mention an idea I've had floating in my head for a few years: Socializing for Socialists! All of us comrades, from whatever group go out and socialize and drink and have fun. No activism, no work, just fun (which for commies often involves talking about politics). Everyone loved the idea and we did it. It was a hit.

    This month: Mini-Golf for Marxists! Yes, that's right. We comrades will settle our differences on the links! In a couple weeks comrades from different groups all over South Florida are going to converge on a Putt Putt and have silly fun.

    Be the revolution.
    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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    You commies are silly.
    “I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
    - John 13:34-35 (NRSV)

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    • #3
      But they look all sweet and innocent all dressed in red and singing their songs.
      Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that. --Saul Tigh

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      • #4
        Is the bookclub called Letters for Leninist?
        If you don't like reality, change it! me
        "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
        "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
        "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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        • #5
          Bowling for Bolshevism was always one of my favourites.
          ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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          • #6
            The Communist Cocktail hour?

            Strippers for Stalinists?

            Trotskyist Teatime?

            Movies with Maoists?
            If you don't like reality, change it! me
            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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            • #7
              How about Ho's Hos?
              THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
              AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
              AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
              DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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              • #8
                Originally posted by joncha
                Bowling for Bolshevism was always one of my favourites.
                That's next month.



                Seriously.
                Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Imran Siddiqui
                  You commies are silly.
                  Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sprayber
                    But they look all sweet and innocent all dressed in red and singing their songs.
                    You're getting ahead of my hidden agenda.


                    AUGH! You people are reading my mind!!!!!
                    Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by chegitz guevara


                      That's next month.



                      Seriously.
                      So was I.
                      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                      • #12
                        Re: Report of the Florida cell of the Apolyton Communist Party

                        Originally posted by chegitz guevara
                        This month: Mini-Golf for Marxists! Yes, that's right. We comrades will settle our differences on the links! In a couple weeks comrades from different groups all over South Florida are going to converge on a Putt Putt and have silly fun.


                        Marx is rolling in his grave
                        Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                        Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                        Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by LordShiva
                          How about Ho's Hos?
                          I approve of this thread
                          Originally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
                          Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
                          Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.

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                          • #14
                            Dining with Dialectical Materialism

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                            • #15
                              Shopping with Surplus Value
                              Unbelievable!

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