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    Turns out the little green man was just RAH, in his spiffy ride.
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    Individuals at O'Hare know they saw a UFO...although the US Government will never admit to it.
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    • #3
      could have posted a link. I saw it on drudge. But I really don't care about ufo stories that much.

      Unless there is some hot alien babe willing to have sex with me, aliens really don't affect my life at all. Unless they conquer the earth and enslave me. But I'll take my chances with that.

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      • #4
        Woke up this morning,
        Was feeling quite weird,
        Had flies in my beard,
        My toothpaste was smeared
        Over my window, they'd written my name,
        Saying, "So long, we'll see you again!"

        Must be those strangers
        Who come in the night
        Those saucer-shaped lights,
        Put people up tight
        Leave the green footprints
        That glow in the night.
        I hope they get home all right.

        Heeeeeeeeey, Mr. Spaceman,
        Won't you please take me along.
        I won't do anything wrong.
        Heeeeeeeeey, Mr. Spaceman,
        Won't you please take me along
        For the ride.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Wittlich
          Individuals at O'Hare know they saw a UFO...although the US Government will never admit to it.
          Where is our tin foil hat wearing posters when you need them?
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Wittlich
            Individuals at O'Hare know they saw a UFO...although the US Government will never admit to it.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Dis
              could have posted a link. I saw it on drudge. But I really don't care about ufo stories that much.

              Unless there is some hot alien babe willing to have sex with me, aliens really don't affect my life at all. Unless they conquer the earth and enslave me. But I'll take my chances with that.
              So you're complaining just to hear yourself complain?

              Airline employees report UFO over Chicago airport


              Associated Press
              Published: Tuesday, January 02, 2007

              CHICAGO (AP) -- U.S. officials said it was probably just some weird weather phenomenon but a group of United Airline employees swear they saw a mysterious, saucer-shaped craft hovering over O'Hare Airport last fall.

              The workers, some of them pilots, said the object didn't have lights and hovered over an airport terminal before shooting up through the clouds, said a report in yesterday's Chicago Tribune newspaper.

              The U.S. Federal Aviation Administration acknowledged a United supervisor had called the control tower at O'Hare, asking if anyone had spotted a spinning disc-shaped object. But the controllers didn't see anything and a preliminary check of radar found nothing out of the ordinary, FAA spokeswoman Elizabeth Isham Cory said.

              At least one O'Hare controller, union official Craig Burzych, was amused by it all.

              "To fly seven million light years to O'Hare and then have to turn around and go home because your gate was occupied is simply unacceptable," he said.

              It was finally determined that the sighting was an ACS Moderator, called RAH
              Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
              "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
              He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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              • #8
                Nice touch with the RAH comment on the end of the article Sloww!
                ____________________________
                "One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
                "If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
                ____________________________

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                • #9
                  If a UFO is positively identified as a craft of space aliens, it's no longer a UFO, yes? Isn't that some sort of conflict of interest?

                  These airport guys likely just don't know what a plane looks like.
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                  • #10
                    Y'all should have seen some of the threads over on DU about this. Key-RYST I thought I was talking to a bunch of retarded alien bastard crack babies.
                    The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                    The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                    • #11
                      I don't get it. why are people so into aliens? I'm the last person who should be telling people to get a life, but...

                      There are real problems in the world. And aliens aren't one of them.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Chicago's O'Hare Thinks They Saw A UFO

                        Originally posted by SlowwHand
                        Turns out the little green man was just RAH, in his spiffy ride.
                        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                        • #13
                          I've all but stopped believing in aliens visiting Earth. We've had fairly wide-spread availability of video and still-frame recording devices (cheaper camcorders, camera phones etc) for some time now, even in rural areas where ufo sightings are more prolific, and yet we still have a vast body of diddly-squat for evidence.

                          The way I view it is the similar to what you just said Dis, that we've bigger problems in the world. I firmly believe that we aren't alone in the universe and that it's possible that we have or even are being visited, but the reality is that those incidents are few and far between, that you could probably count all the real visitations in the past century on one hand, and that when all is said and done they're about as interested in us as the Vulcans were in Star Trek: First Contact, which is to say only passingly interested. Eventually, they'll just go away and we'll still be stuck with all of our worldly problems with no help from the aliens that may or may not be visiting ... possibly. Worry about feeding the hungry here first before worrying about being eaten by aliens.
                          The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                          The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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                          • #14
                            Of course they saw a UFO. Was it identified?

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                            • #15
                              I was trolling one of DU's threads on it, but if I'd said that I'd've been crucified. I wonder what an alien crucifix looks like and would it be made of wood or unobtanium?
                              The cake is NOT a lie. It's so delicious and moist.

                              The Weighted Companion Cube is cheating on you, that slut.

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