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**Zkribbler** · January 1, 2007, 14:25

2 prongs for shrimp.
3 prongs for salads.
4 prongs for dinner.

Geez, gets some class.

**Provost Harrison** · January 1, 2007, 14:35

I think you'll find it is 2 prongs for fondue

**Zkribbler** · January 1, 2007, 14:39

Okay, ya got me.

1 prong is for marchmallows.

**Hercules** · January 1, 2007, 14:47

There is also this option, from an etiquette site:

Two-pointed fork, on the right of the plate, to pull out snails from the shell and for oysters.

**Provost Harrison** · January 1, 2007, 14:48

NO! NO! NO!

1 prong is for toothpicks

**Hercules** · January 1, 2007, 15:15

No prongs is for soup.

**Zkribbler** · January 1, 2007, 15:26

Originally posted by Hercules
...for snails ...for oysters.

:hurl:

for Moe of the Three Stooges to jab Hercules in the eyes

**Dauphin** · January 1, 2007, 15:37

I defer my choice to Nikolai.

**Dis** · January 1, 2007, 16:35

you guys use utensils to eat? I eat everything with my hands.

**BlackCat** · January 1, 2007, 17:24

Originally posted by Dis
you guys use utensils to eat? I eat everything with my hands.

I think that we have found the reason why Dis can't get laid

**Dis** · January 1, 2007, 18:19

yeah this one chick freaked out on a date when I was eating mashed potatoes with my hands. Some women are just to stuck up.

**BlackCat** · January 1, 2007, 18:27

How do you handle soup ?

**Fake Boris** · January 1, 2007, 18:47

Originally posted by Zkribbler
2 prongs for shrimp.
3 prongs for salads.
4 prongs for dinner.

Geez, gets some class.

Didn't even know that.

**Dis** · January 1, 2007, 18:49

a guy I work with (an Englishman if that means anything) will not eat food with his hands. He uses a fork and knife to eat pizza.

**Fake Boris** · January 1, 2007, 18:51

Eating pizza with your hands is such a lack of class.

Fork wars