Fork wars

[Will9]

I sometimes have to a knife and fork to eat pizza. Only when it is a pizza which can't can't hold itself up near the end. After eating about half the pizza with knife and fork I'll use my hands. It's simply unamerican to not eat pizza with your hands if you can hold at the bone and it isn't pointing straight down at the end.

[SlowwHand]

What?

[Dis]

it was a longer way of saying he uses a fork and knife to eat pizza that is too floppy.

I'm not a big fan of floppy pizza myself. New York styles is especially floppy because of the thing crust. I like my pizza erect.

[SlowwHand]

I think the bone part threw me off-course some, too.

I prefer thicker crust. Not too thick, but thick enough that it doesn't hang down from the bone.

[Zkribbler]

The frou-frou pizza from California Pizza Kitchen pretty much has to be eaten with a knife and fork.

[Nikolai]

A fork is a fork is a fork. It's what you do with it that matters.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Dis
a guy I work with (an Englishman if that means anything) will not eat food with his hands. He uses a fork and knife to eat pizza.

So do I! Dirty colonial

[Jonny]

Why use a fork when you can have a spork?

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Jonny
Why use a fork when you can have a spork?

QFFT

[Dis]

sporks are an abomination!!

[Will9]

Is a spork a fork or spoon. Choose one you stupid sporks!

[Lorizael]

The fork with which I am currently eating my flank steak has four tines. I rest my case.

[Hercules]

So the number of tines on the fork all depends on what you are eating.

A sort of a Prong cocktail.

[Dis]

since we are talking about prongs, I'll put in some props for a cool metal band.

[SlowwHand]

What a wuss.


BTW, what was the first clue you had that TRIdent might have 3 prongs?