Finally you got it 
Noone would dispute it if Dis someday in the future claimed that he had finally got laid - it would be obvious wether he told the truth or not. You, on the other side needs to prove it since there are a slight possibility that you actually may have experienced such.
This puzzels me a bit - you have been such so many times that I thougnt that you couldn't feel it any longer.

Noone would dispute it if Dis someday in the future claimed that he had finally got laid - it would be obvious wether he told the truth or not. You, on the other side needs to prove it since there are a slight possibility that you actually may have experienced such.
I'm guess I'm bussteeeeed
You are right, when you "löyly", then I suspect you use water normally, not vodka (I admit I'm a bit unsecure about this word sincce I got it from a book where one of the bad guys ask such before pouring water/"interesting stuff" over the stones resulting the hero to fall to sleep).
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