If I had been the Turkmen-Bashi

[Barnabas]

I would force my subdits to call me

"ExcepcionalÃsimo Señor"

[Datajack Franit]

Originally posted by Wernazuma III
You all should leave the dictator business to me, I am far more genuine in my madness.

Austrian-born dictators

[Barnabas]

I would forbid pronouncing the "th" sound of english words like "think" "thin" or the Z sound in spanish which is the same sound.

I find it uncomfortable to pronounce and ugly

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Brachy-Pride
I would forbid pronouncing the "th" sound of english words like "think" "thin" or the Z sound in spanish which is the same sound.

I find it uncomfortable to pronounce and ugly

You're my man. You understand what I'm talking about.

[Spiffor]

I'd forbid typos and misspellings (1 lash / mistake)

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Spiffor
I'd forbid typos and misspellings (1 lash / mistake)

It's HYPOCRISY.

[Provost Harrison]

Were you bitten by a dog when you were younger Wernazuma?

[VetLegion]

Nah, he wanted to be a painter, but they rejected him...

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by VetLegion
Nah, he wanted to be a painter, but they rejected him...

Nah, those poker playing dogs wouldn't let me join their game.

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Were you bitten by a dog when you were younger Wernazuma?

No, but once I was chased by a horde of wild dogs (maybe 7 or 8) at night in a dark street. I was on a bike and somehow managed to escape. God knows what would have happened if they had caught me.

But I don't even hate dogs. I like most dogs which I actually know, but I'm very careful when it comes to dogs I don't know. It's well possible that "he only wants to play" or "he doesn't do no harm", but I've seen crazy dogs and more crazy dog owners who either made their animals aggressive on purpose or becasue they never showed them their limits. Thus by default, I'm defensive.

What I'm really about is how our society organizes the co-existance of dogs and humans in urban areas, and I hate the irresponsability of many dog owners.
It seems that dogs are worth 10 times more than children.
Imagine I would let my little child **** openly on the pavement. TEH HORROR! People would go berzerk. But somehow the same people don't think it's no problem that dogs do it all the time and nobody cleans up the mess. Our parks are minefields of dog poo-poo, I can barely let my child play there. Last winter I counted over 800 heaps on a ~700 meters alley close to my home, where many dog owners love to go for a walk (local newspaper made a story after my hint)!!
Few care about the obligatory leash, again parks being the areas where people care the least. In the city park, there's a child playground without a good fence around it, and I've already seen a leash-less doberman and a pitbull there!!
My anger gets bigger since I feel powerless when it comes to confronting dog owners whose dogs behave obtrusively or aggressively because I fear they might protect their owner (something I understand very well, that's how it's supposed to be). So I keep my mouth shut and my anger down, which isn't precisely well, psychologically spoken.

You'd bett not imagine what my brother would do to dogs (and to Brigitte Bardot). But then again, he lives in Bucharest, where free roaming dogs are a big problem.

[LordShiva]

Dogs

[Spiffor]

Originally posted by LordShiva
It's HYPOCRISY.

That one will be greeted with 10 years of jail time

[Wernazuma III]

Originally posted by LordShiva
Dogs

Kids.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/merseyside/6222319.stm

[LordShiva]

[Wernazuma III]

TEH TRUTH ABOUT DOGS: