Need someone to lie for you?

[Richelieu]

I like this thread.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Good, isn't it? It's not everyday you log in and discover you've been run out of town by a torch-and-pitchfork-wielding mob. some time ago.

[Lorizael]

Even so, Laz, some might say you have a tendency to be a mite... erm... abrasive?

[Zkribbler]

Originally posted by Dis
haven't read the article, but I hope they aren't providing alibis for criminal court cases.

I think the main danger would be person who use it to get out of work, lie to creditors, or commit other actions which may be construed as fraud.

[Dinner]

Originally posted by Kuciwalker


pot, kettle

I'll just hire them to get me an alibi.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp



Impressive? It's just what normal people tend to achieve in their lives. It's really not difficult.




Nope. It's definitely the happy family life, the career, and the satisfaction in my own work. At 155 pounds, I'd need to bulk up somewhat to take satisfaction in plumpness.

Incidentally, I've still given up the fags. You should try it. It's really easy. I've gone over a year without nicotine now.



Are you sure "vehemently" is the word you're looking for? Vehemence can be achieved in a single word, so it's hardly indicative of quantity.



Being busy with work and kids is too outlandish a reason? If you say so.
I could make something up if it'll make you happy. How about getting mauled by a pack of stoats?

so gay people aren't normal now? There is this thing called alternative lifestyles. Some of us don't want a bunch of screaming kids running around doing drugs.

[Richelieu]

Come on Dis! Hasn't the man been humiliated enough! Must you tar and feather him too?!?!

[Caligastia]

Claiming to know what is going on in an anonymous poster's life is always a losing proposition, Winston.

[Winston]

Originally posted by Richelieu
Come on Dis! Hasn't the man been humiliated enough! Must you tar and feather him too?!?!

You know, he has. And he's done it all by himself by going on and on long after I stopped paying any attention. In this respect, like in so many others as he likes to constantly remind us, he's such an achiever!

[Winston]

Originally posted by Caligastia
Claiming to know what is going on in an anonymous poster's life is always a losing proposition, Winston.

Don't look at me. I just expressed my gut reaction when Oerdin decided to bring up the bastard in conversation. Then the center of attention came along and made the claims, to which I responded with natural scepticism. Which by the way is the only way to go with this character.

[Dis]

Originally posted by Caligastia
Claiming to know what is going on in an anonymous poster's life is always a losing proposition, Winston.

true dat. In reality, I'm a gigolo and have sex with lots of women. I only put on this lonely man persona for attention.

[Caligastia]

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Lorizael
Even so, Laz, some might say you have a tendency to be a mite... erm... abrasive?

A "mite"? I must be getting soft in my dotage.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Dis


so gay people aren't normal now? There is this thing called alternative lifestyles. Some of us don't want a bunch of screaming kids running around doing drugs.

I count gay partners as "family", and kids running around taking drugs are fine as long as they don't bogart the joints.

[Bugs ****ing Bunny]

Originally posted by Winston


Don't look at me. I just expressed my gut reaction when Oerdin decided to bring up the bastard in conversation. Then the center of attention came along and made the claims, to which I responded with natural scepticism. Which by the way is the only way to go with this character.

Is this the driving away? When do I start feeling wounded enough to leave?