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  • Need someone to lie for you?

    Maybe you are having an affair and you need someone to vouch for where you were last night or maybe you took a sick day off from work and your boss wants you to prove you were really sick. If that is the case then Alibi Network is an innovative new web site which can help you.

    Alibi Network is a cutting edge full service agency providing alibis and excused absences as well as assistance with a variety of sensitive issues. We view ourselves as professional advisors who understand our clients’ unique situations. We explore various approaches with our clients and implement the best solution based on each individual case. We understand your need for privacy and we are completely discreet and confidential.

    We all encounter sensitive situations in our life. These may include family problems, social issues, work or financial difficulties. When you don’t want to involve your close friends and relatives for privacy reasons it is time to contact Alibi Network. Let us be your Privacy Partners.

    We Understand The Delicacy of Real World Personal relations and can help you solve any sensitive problems and situations resulting from them.
    For a price Alibi Network will help you lie your way out of almost any situation. What services will they think of next?

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    • #3
      Now, this stuff is pretty naughty, but I suppose not technically illegal.

      Hiding the fact that someone is engaged in an extramarital affair, however, does seem illegal to me. It's essentially helping someone secretly violate a legal contract. Is that legit?
      Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
      "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Lorizael


        Hiding the fact that someone is engaged in an extramarital affair, however, does seem illegal to me. It's essentially helping someone secretly violate a legal contract. Is that legit?
        Huh -- I'm married and take my vows seriously but where does a spouse agree legally to not boink someone else??

        Bottom line is that people can do what or whiom they please. These folks sound like facilitators and the business is decidly unsavory but would not be illegal unless they were involved in fraud (ie scams)
        You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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        • #5
          Entrepreneurship
          What?

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          • #6
            Need someone to lie for you?


            Considering the originator, I have to say I'm quite stunned this isn't about at least some of the Republican Members of Congress. Unless it is in some very roundabout way, to be revealed as the thread progresses.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Winston
              Need someone to lie for you?


              Considering the originator, I have to say I'm quite stunned this isn't about at least some of the Republican Members of Congress. Unless it is in some very roundabout way, to be revealed as the thread progresses.


              Given my suspicipus nature, I would tend to think this site itself may be a scam ( people pay for nothing and cannot complain or sue for obvious reasons) OR possibly a means by which the alibi network could try to blackmail folks . You probably have to give a fair bit of personal information to them if they will create plausible alibis and they could single out some of the more affluent
              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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              • #8
                I agree. Never trust people who advertise that they're lying for a living.

                Which by the way brings us back nicely to the subject of Congressional politicians.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Flubber
                  ... a means by which the alibi network could try to blackmail folks ...
                  That was my thought.

                  Zkribbler: Good morning. I'm having an affair and I need to have someone to lie for me so my wife doesn't find out.

                  Alibi Network: Well, you've come to the right place. Tell me, Mr. Zkribbler, what's your approximate net worth?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Flubber
                    Huh -- I'm married and take my vows seriously but where does a spouse agree legally to not boink someone else??

                    Bottom line is that people can do what or whiom they please. These folks sound like facilitators and the business is decidly unsavory but would not be illegal unless they were involved in fraud (ie scams)
                    I certainly could be completely wrong, but I don't think I am.
                    Click here if you're having trouble sleeping.
                    "We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones." - François de La Rochefoucauld

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                    • #11
                      haven't read the article, but I hope they aren't providing alibis for criminal court cases.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Winston
                        Need someone to lie for you?


                        Considering the originator, I have to say I'm quite stunned this isn't about at least some of the Republican Members of Congress. Unless it is in some very roundabout way, to be revealed as the thread progresses.
                        Given your reputation for being a laughing stock please remember that large numbers of people don't take your opinions seriously. Laz has you pegged.
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                        • #13
                          Who is Laz? Is he the sorry excuse for a poster whom I routinely abuse with ever-decreasing enthusiasm whenever he pops his sneering little face round? And what does he have to do with the comment I made?

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                          • #14


                            Yeah... Sure...

                            I don't think you've ever come out on top in one of those exchanges of wit with Laz. Actually, exchange isn't the right discription since you always seem so defenseless; it's more of a one sided thrashing.
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                            • #15
                              I drove him away from here, which is good enough for me.

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