Christmas card from the Commission for Racial Equality

[Cort Haus]

It's real, and damn good satire, in fact.




(associated article : Do they know its Christmas )

[Asher]

happy (only if you choose to be cheerful) multi-faith (or agnostic or atheist) non-denominational winter festival which happens to coincide with the astronomical solstice (only if you believe celestial movements aren't random or caused by your deity/ies) of your choice?

[lord of the mark]

Merry Christmas, silly gentiles.

[Caligastia]

[aneeshm]

[Sandman]

Re: Christmas card from the Commission for Racial Equality

Originally posted by Cort Haus
Do they know its Christmas

I like how all the 'references' lead to the author's book on Amazon.

[Cort Haus]

Good spot, Sandman.

[Arrian]

My favorite is "Do we need a Welsh version?"

-Arrian

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[Richelieu]

And have yourselves a merry ****ing Christmas too, ***holes...

[MrFun]

Merry Christmas

[Nubclear]

Happy Holidays

[MrFun]

Originally posted by Tassi
Happy Holidays

political correctness

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by MrFun



political correctness

T'was the night before Chanukah, boychicks and maidels
Not a sound could be heard, not even the draidels.
The Menorah was set on the chimney, alight
In the kitchen the Bubba hut gechapt a bite.
Salami, pastrami, a glassala tay
And zayerah pickles with bagels, oh vay!
Gezunt and geschmack, the kinderlach felt
While dreaming of tagelach and Chanukah gelt.

The clock on the mantelpiece away was tickin'
And Bubba was serving a schtikala chicken.
A tumult arose like a thousand brauches,
Santa had fallen and broken his tuches.
I put on my slippers, eins, tsvay, drei,
While Bubba was now on the herring and rye.
I grabbed for my bathrobe and buttoned my gotkes
While Bubba was busy devouring the latkes.

To the window I ran and to my surprise
A little red yarmulke greeted my eyes.
Then he got to the door and saw the Menorah,
"Yiddishe kinder," he said, "Kenahora.
I thought I was in a goyisha hoise,
But as long as I'm here, I'll leave a few toys."

With much geshray, I asked, "Du bist a Yid?"
"Avada, mien numen is Schloimay Claus, kid."
"Come into the kitchen, I'll get you a dish,
A guppell, a schtickala fish."
With smacks of delight, he started his fressen,
Chopped liver, knaidlach and kreplah gagessen.
Along with his meal, he had a few schnapps,
When it came to eating, this boy was the tops.

He asked for some knishes with pepper and salt,
But they were so hot, he yelled "Oy Gevalt."
Unbuttoning his haizen, he rose from the tish,
And said, "Your Kosher essen is simply delish."
As he went to the door, he said "I'll see you later,
I'll be back next Pesach, in time for the Sedar."

More rapid than eagles his prancers they came,
As he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
Now Izzy, now Morris, now Yitzak, now Sammy,
Now Irving and Maxie, and Moishe and Mannie."
He gave a geshray as he drove out of sight:
"Gooten Yomtov to all, and to all a good night."

[Drogue]

Cloutie dumplings

Originally posted by MrFun
political correctness

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