It's official -- it's best to get cut, boys

[Asher]

You've no idea how many uses condoms have.

[Kuciwalker]

Classic joke:

Boy: There are like a million different fun things to do with condoms!
Girl: And you're going to get to do 999,999 of them.

[SlowwHand]

And thank God for that blessing.

[Dr Strangelove]

Originally posted by Asher
I've frequently used condoms multiple times in the same night with no problems. PEBKAC.

For 999,999 different things?

[LordShiva]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
My problem with them is that I simply produce semen than most. I fill the reservoir and still have flow along the shaft.

Originally posted by Asher
I've frequently used condoms multiple times in the same night with no problems. PEBKAC.

Teh too much informationz!!!!111!!

[notyoueither]

Com on, LordShiva, you lap it up. Admit it.

[LordShiva]

WTF is PEBKAC?

[Kuciwalker]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PEBKAC

[Gibsie]

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
Have you ever tried to put a condom back on when your girl wants a second sample? If you're as juicy as me it's pretty much impossible. I mean the pole is slick as a greased pig.

Here's a tip for you, soldier: you don't put the condom back on, you go and fetch another fresh one

Also it is rather depressing that the circumcised male has been conditioned to consder additional lubrication to be a bad thing.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Asher
Is anyone else here blown away that a really old uber-jew is arguing with a young gay male about condoms and HIV?

Really old? Perhaps my avatar has you confused?


Uber-Jew!!! Yes, stronger than horseradish, faster than a chasid reading torah, able to leap to conclusions at a single bound, always defending justice, its UBER-JEW!!!

Anyway, which is odder, a middleaged married guy offereing his opinions on condoms and HIV against a young gay male, or a computer programmer offering his as superior to researchers, physicians and public health experts, including ones whove actually worked in Africa?

[Asher]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
Really old? Perhaps my avatar has you confused?

If you have a kid you are "really old".

Anyway, which is odder, a middleaged married guy offereing his opinions on condoms and HIV against a young gay male, or a computer programmer offering his as superior to researchers, physicians and public health experts, including ones whove actually worked in Africa?

You seem to be under the impression that because a handful of researchers come to a conclusion it is unanimous across the community. It is not.

Even their own report, which I've quoted, cautions against using circumcisions as a marketed prevention of HIV as it may discourage condom use, which is FAR more effective.

[TheStinger]

Originally posted by SlowwHand


So using the logic prevalent at ACS, cutting is better, or neither you nor your wife would have voted for the procedure.
FACT!

I had to do it for medical reasons, Its certainly not something I'd choosen to have done for any other reason

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Asher

If you have a kid you are "really old".


You seem to be under the impression that because a handful of researchers come to a conclusion it is unanimous across the community. It is not.

Even their own report, which I've quoted, cautions against using circumcisions as a marketed prevention of HIV as it may discourage condom use, which is FAR more effective.

Heres what they said in the part YOU quoted


"As with most prevention strategies, adult male circumcision is not completely effective at preventing HIV transmission. Millions of circumcised men have become infected with HIV through heterosexual exposure to the virus. Men who receive adult male circumcision may perceive that they are at decreased risk for transmission and, therefore, may not maintain other risk reduction strategies. Modest increases in the number of sexual partners could negate the protective effect and increase the rate of HIV transmission in a community. Adult male circumcision will be most effective when integrated into a comprehensive prevention strategy which includes the ABCs (Abstinence, Be Faithful, and Condoms) of HIV prevention.


That doesnt sound like "cautions against using circumcisions as a marketed prevention of HIV " to me, but then being old and an UBER-JEW may be impairing my ability to read an English sentence.

[Asher]

Originally posted by lord of the mark
That doesnt sound like "cautions against using circumcisions as a marketed prevention of HIV " to me, but then being old and an UBER-JEW may be impairing my ability to read an English sentence.

Apparently.

Men who receive adult male circumcision may perceive that they are at decreased risk for transmission and, therefore, may not maintain other risk reduction strategies.

[lord of the mark]

Yes, but their conclusion is NOT to avoid marketing circumcision, but to do so as part of an integrated strategy.


I know this from my Uber Powers, which enable me to finish reading an entire quote.