Anyone know a good turducken recipe?

[LordShiva]

That could be good, theoretically.

But it has the word "turd" in it.

[SlowwHand]

What a Beavis.

[chequita guevara]

just buy one for $35 and save yourself years of hassle.

[Dis]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
They eat it at Eventis.

WTF is Eventis?

[Tuberski]

I suggest you try a:

bustergophechideckneaealckidgeverwingailusharkolan ine - bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan and a passerine. Since passerine is a generic term, it is not known exactly what kind of bird was used as the smallest in the actual roast, although a pied flycatcher has been suggested. The recipe notes that the final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds.

ACK!

[Dinner]

Originally posted by chegitz guevara
just buy one for $35 and save yourself years of hassle.

Where do you buy turducken?

[Stuie]

Originally posted by SlowwHand
I'd leave this out, myself.

½ lb. chopped chicken livers
½ lb. chopped chicken gizzards

That's something my grandmother would eat.

There's a name for stuff you probably really shouldn't be eating: Depression Food.

My mom ate crap like that when she was still alive - eww. Hint: The depression is over - we can throw that stuff away now!

[MikeH]

Here's a nice recipe. Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall's 10 bird roast.

http://shop.rivercottage.net/recipes/recipe.jsp?ref=recipes.200512062531

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[General Ludd]

Kill yourself.

[Elok]

Well, that's a good idea in theory, GL, but you haven't thought it through properly. If we were to kill ourselves, we wouldn't be able to taste ourselves, which eliminates the whole point of killing. Now, if we were to eat human flesh, I'm told we taste like pork, so I imagine we'd go well with southern-style fried apples.

[Dis]

there was a guy in germany who ate himself. I heard it was kind of rubbery. But perhaps he just didn't cook it correctly.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Oerdin


Where do you buy turducken?

Try a Super Wal-Mart or some large chain supermarket.

[chequita guevara]

Originally posted by Stuie


There's a name for stuff you probably really shouldn't be eating: Depression Food.

My mom ate crap like that when she was still alive - eww. Hint: The depression is over - we can throw that stuff away now!

Dude, fried chicken livers and gizzards are great!

[The Mad Monk]

Originally posted by Oerdin


Where do you buy turducken?

I would suggest a butcher.

[MikeH]

Yeah, a real butcher. :b