Why am I reading this thread instead of studying for my final?
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Why Does France Suck so Bad(sic)?
It's the Americans' fault. They liberated France from the Germans. We could have had a German France today if it wasn't for them.Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
We've got both kinds
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Sir,Originally posted by LordShiva
I didn't even read your story, Cort's gag, or duke's joke (nor the rest of the thread for that matter). Can you repost them?
You are a reprobate and degenerate of the first order. You break threads by posting ten-yard-wide photos, albeit of a very beautiful woman (and I don't go with this anti-make-up au naturel crap - slap it on and dress to kill I say!), and then rather than having to sift through the rubble of your own destruction to find the handful of worthwhile posts here, you expect others to do the same and repost them for your own convenience.

Anyway, seeing as I PM'd Drogue* about it and he agreed on a 500 PCR** for you, I will re-post my joke.
* This is a lie
** So is this
Machine-made baguette : 50c
Hand-made baguette : 1 Euro
KH getting his panties in a twist over something trivial that really doesn't affect his life in any way : Priceless.
But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you. Meh. Whatever.
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Think of it as honing your procrastination skills.Originally posted by Victor Galis
Why am I reading this thread instead of studying for my final?
Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
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But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you.
Sadly enough, the punchline isn't what you think, son.12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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Sadly enough, the thread proves otherwise, son.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you.
Sadly enough, the punchline isn't what you think, son.
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Only to some of you. Some of you actually understand this thread.
12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio Regum
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Have at you, brigand!Originally posted by Cort Haus
Sir,
You are a reprobate and degenerate of the first order. You break threads by posting ten-yard-wide photos, albeit of a very beautiful woman (and I don't go with this anti-make-up au naturel crap - slap it on and dress to kill I say!), and then rather than having to sift through the rubble of your own destruction to find the handful of worthwhile posts here, you expect others to do the same and repost them for your own convenience.

Anyway, seeing as I PM'd Drogue* about it and he agreed on a 500 PCR** for you, I will re-post my joke.
But can you post BeBro's joke, too?
No, I get it. I think. Sort of. Or, at least, I'm convinced that if I did read the thread, I would understand and be thorougly entertainedOriginally posted by Cort Haus
Machine-made baguette : 50c
Hand-made baguette : 1 Euro
KH getting his panties in a twist over something trivial that really doesn't affect his life in any way : Priceless.
But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you. Meh. Whatever.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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QFTOriginally posted by Cort Haus
and I don't go with this anti-make-up au naturel crap - slap it on and dress to kill I say!

Smelly hairy hippies
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF
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Originally posted by notyoueither
3. The French, I am not generalising, are ungrateful rat bastards. Each and every one of them.
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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I have no problem with this eitherOriginally posted by KrazyHorse
I don't know about you, but I'd be perfectly happy to have an electronics store call itself a boulangerie.
"I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
"I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
"I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis
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Don't you know?? Its an atrocity that offends ALL reasonable peopleOriginally posted by duke o' york
But does anyone understand why you, with no apparent interest in the sale of bread-making machines on France, or in their produce, give a flying ****?
You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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