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  • Why am I reading this thread instead of studying for my final?
    "The purpose of studying economics is not to acquire a set of ready-made answers to economic questions, but to learn how to avoid being deceived by economists."
    -Joan Robinson

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    • An answer to the original question:

      Why Does France Suck so Bad(sic)?

      It's the Americans' fault. They liberated France from the Germans. We could have had a German France today if it wasn't for them.
      Jon Miller: MikeH speaks the truth
      Jon Miller: MikeH is a shockingly revolting dolt and a masturbatory urine-reeking sideshow freak whose word is as valuable as an aging cow paddy.
      We've got both kinds

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      • Originally posted by LordShiva
        I didn't even read your story, Cort's gag, or duke's joke (nor the rest of the thread for that matter). Can you repost them?
        Sir,

        You are a reprobate and degenerate of the first order. You break threads by posting ten-yard-wide photos, albeit of a very beautiful woman (and I don't go with this anti-make-up au naturel crap - slap it on and dress to kill I say!), and then rather than having to sift through the rubble of your own destruction to find the handful of worthwhile posts here, you expect others to do the same and repost them for your own convenience.



        Anyway, seeing as I PM'd Drogue* about it and he agreed on a 500 PCR** for you, I will re-post my joke.

        * This is a lie
        ** So is this


        Machine-made baguette : 50c
        Hand-made baguette : 1 Euro
        KH getting his panties in a twist over something trivial that really doesn't affect his life in any way : Priceless.


        But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you. Meh. Whatever.

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        • Originally posted by Victor Galis
          Why am I reading this thread instead of studying for my final?
          Think of it as honing your procrastination skills.
          Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. - Ben Franklin
          Iain Banks missed deadline due to Civ | The eyes are the groin of the head. - Dwight Schrute.
          One more turn .... One more turn .... | WWTSD

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          • But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you.


            Sadly enough, the punchline isn't what you think, son.
            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
            Stadtluft Macht Frei
            Killing it is the new killing it
            Ultima Ratio Regum

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            • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
              But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you.


              Sadly enough, the punchline isn't what you think, son.
              Sadly enough, the thread proves otherwise, son.

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              • Only to some of you. Some of you actually understand this thread.

                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • Originally posted by Cort Haus


                  Sir,

                  You are a reprobate and degenerate of the first order. You break threads by posting ten-yard-wide photos, albeit of a very beautiful woman (and I don't go with this anti-make-up au naturel crap - slap it on and dress to kill I say!), and then rather than having to sift through the rubble of your own destruction to find the handful of worthwhile posts here, you expect others to do the same and repost them for your own convenience.



                  Anyway, seeing as I PM'd Drogue* about it and he agreed on a 500 PCR** for you, I will re-post my joke.
                  Have at you, brigand!

                  But can you post BeBro's joke, too?

                  Originally posted by Cort Haus

                  Machine-made baguette : 50c
                  Hand-made baguette : 1 Euro
                  KH getting his panties in a twist over something trivial that really doesn't affect his life in any way : Priceless.


                  But, seeing as you probably won't have read the thread at all, the punchline will be completely meaningless to you. Meh. Whatever.
                  No, I get it. I think. Sort of. Or, at least, I'm convinced that if I did read the thread, I would understand and be thorougly entertained
                  THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                  AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                  AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                  DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                  • Mine was not so much a joke as an epic story about the golden path to the real baguette. I'd repost it, but I'm afraid out of context it wouldn't work that great anymore
                    Blah

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                    • Originally posted by Cort Haus
                      and I don't go with this anti-make-up au naturel crap - slap it on and dress to kill I say!
                      QFT

                      Smelly hairy hippies
                      THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
                      AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                      AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                      DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                      • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                        Only to some of you. Some of you actually understand this thread.

                        But does anyone understand why you, with no apparent interest in the sale of bread-making machines on France, or in their produce, give a flying ****?

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                        • Originally posted by notyoueither
                          3. The French, I am not generalising, are ungrateful rat bastards. Each and every one of them.
                          "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                          "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                          "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                          • Originally posted by KrazyHorse
                            I don't know about you, but I'd be perfectly happy to have an electronics store call itself a boulangerie.
                            I have no problem with this either

                            "I have been reading up on the universe and have come to the conclusion that the universe is a good thing." -- Dissident
                            "I never had the need to have a boner." -- Dissident
                            "I have never cut off my penis when I was upset over a girl." -- Dis

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                            • Originally posted by duke o' york


                              But does anyone understand why you, with no apparent interest in the sale of bread-making machines on France, or in their produce, give a flying ****?
                              Don't you know?? Its an atrocity that offends ALL reasonable people
                              You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                              • !!

                                Originally posted by Spiffor

                                I have no problem with this either

                                http://www.boulanger.fr


                                Merveilleuse!

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