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    Believe it or not, the humble baguette was headed for extinction not long ago. In the 1960s, boulangeries scrapped old-style methods in favor of industrialized baking, and the bread lost its flavor.


    Picky and proud of it: Paris' top baguettes

    Believe it or not, the humble baguette was headed for extinction not long ago. In the 1960s, boulangeries scrapped old-style methods in favor of industrialized baking, and the bread lost its flavor.

    But the French came to their senses by 1998. It's now against the law for a boulangerie to make bread by machine (it must be mixed and baked on-site) and good loaves are once again on the rise. In Paris, there's even a Grand Prix de la Baguette to name the best of the year.

    At most boulangeries, the least expensive baguette (often referred to as "ordinaire" and costing less than a euro) will not reflect the full talents of the baker. Spring for a baguette "traditionelle" or any of the house's other special loaves. Here are five places to get the very best.

    A block west of the Jardins du Luxembourg, Bread & Roses is well-known for its celeb clientele. (Among the frequent customers are actress Catherine Deneuve and designer Inès de la Fressange.) But the nearly two-year-old organic boulangerie is also making a name for itself with its Puissance Dix baguette ($2). Literally translated, the name means "the power of 10," a reference to the 10 flours -- including chestnut, buckwheat, corn and rye --incorporated into the dough. 7 rue de Fleurus, 6th arr., 011-33/1-42-22-06-06. Métro: Notre-Dame-des-Champs.

    In the shadow of the Eiffel Tower, Le Quartier du Pain turns out eight different kinds of baguettes -- some flavored with olives, herbs or bacon -- six days a week (closed Sundays). In 1997, master baker Frédéric Lalos ---just 26 at the time -- was named one of the best bakers in France. Before Lalos mixes sunflower, flax and sesame seeds into the dough for his Baguette Céréale ($2), he toasts them, to bring out maximum flavor. 74 rue Saint-Charles, 15th arr., 011-33/1-45-78-87-23. Métro: Charles-Michels.

    At Le Moulin de la Vierge, a boulangerie housed in a mill built in 1356, Basile Kamir bakes his baguettes in an antique wood-burning oven out back. In 1975, when he bought the place, Kamir introduced his clients to sourdough, a leavening agent now used in an organic wheat baguette called the Flute Bio ($1.75). It's the perfect foil for the artisanal fig, raspberry and clementine jams from Burgundy ($6.25) that are also sold on the premises. 105 rue Vercingétorix, 14th arr., 011-33/1-45-43-09-84. Métro: Pernety.

    Anis Bouabsa took over Au Duc de la Chapelle in 2005, and at 27, he's already placed in the Grand Prix de la Baguette. One taste of his Baguette Tzara ($1.25) is an indication why. He doesn't use a levain (sourdough starter), so there's a sweet rather than sour taste, and his dough is kneaded entirely by hand. The result: bread that's light, airy and moist, with a crust that tastes faintly of caramel. 32-34 rue Tristan Tzara, 18th arr., 011-33/1-40-38-18-98. Métro: Marx Dormoy.

    The whole-wheat La Monge baguette ($1.25) is the most popular loaf at Eric Kayser, a chain of boulangeries with eight locations in Paris, including the original on rue Monge. The baguette takes 12 hours to produce and uses a secret blend of flours. The La Monge can be found on some of Paris's top tables, including upscale bistro Dominique Bouchet. 8 rue Monge, 5th arr., 011-33/1-44-07-01-42. Métro: Maubert-Mutualité.


    12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
    Stadtluft Macht Frei
    Killing it is the new killing it
    Ultima Ratio Regum

  • #2
    By definition.
    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master" - Commissioner Pravin Lal.

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    • #3
      In France, you cant even open a restaurant if you dont have the proper education to do so. The government says no even if you have the money.

      In North America, you can do whatever you please if you can finance it.

      Spec.
      -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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      • #4
        France

        Asher using KHs login
        Blah

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        • #5
          Real baguettes ROCK.

          When I used to stay in France with my ex in the early nineties I discovered the truth about real bread. There was one boulangerie in St Etienne which baked the real bread and it was worth driving across town for, as it was delicious. The rest just made cheap, flowery pap.

          Quite why the OP has decided to use this story to attack France and its people is very mysterious. Perhaps he is just a racist. :shrug:

          Real baguettes
          France
          Arsene Wenger
          *That Spiffor guy


          *For approving vicious flat-buying taxation against ordinary, hard-working folks just seeking their own home :sob:

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          • #6
            Originally posted by BeBro
            France

            Asher using KHs login
            Are KH and Asher the same person? They certainly share the same personality.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Cort Haus


              Are KH and Asher the same person?
              I hope not, but you never know

              However, real baguettes
              Blah

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              • #8
                No, we're simply two of the smartest people around these parts.
                12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                Stadtluft Macht Frei
                Killing it is the new killing it
                Ultima Ratio Regum

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                • #9
                  For Canadian standards
                  Blah

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                  • #10
                    By parts, he ment Alberta. That's all.

                    Spec.
                    -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Spec
                      By parts, he ment Alberta. That's all.

                      Spec.
                      I've only had the misfortune to visit Alberta one time in my life.
                      12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                      Stadtluft Macht Frei
                      Killing it is the new killing it
                      Ultima Ratio Regum

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                      • #12
                        Real baguettes
                        Real anything
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                        • #13
                          Real boobs

                          Fake boobs

                          Boobs

                          Spec.
                          -Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.

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                          • #14
                            Forcing people to buy something simply because you like it better than the alternative
                            12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
                            Stadtluft Macht Frei
                            Killing it is the new killing it
                            Ultima Ratio Regum

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                            • #15
                              They aren't forced to buy baguettes.
                              Blah

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