I downloaded part 1 (of 6) of "Gladiator" in full 1080p resolution and 5.1 surround (all 6 parts together run around 21GB). It contains the battle scene of course, which means I can watch it over and over again.
Alrighty, double-click "Gladiator.HDTV.1080p.dvd1," click the full-screen button and get it to fill every square inch of my 61" 1080p HDTV.
Now, crank up the volume. The neighbours probably no better than to disturb a man watching Gladiator.
OK, boring text about how the Roman Empire was awesome, blah blah blah.
Maximus in his wheat field, then in Germania.
Music! Hans Zimmerman, I love you.
"Still no word?" "Not a sign." "How long has he been gone?" "Nearly two hours." "Will they fight, sir?" "We shall know soon enough."
"Soldier, I ordered you to move those catapults forward, they're out of range." "Range is good." "But the danger to the cavalry is-" "Acceptable. Agreed?"
... "They say no." "People should know when they're conquered." "Would you, Quintus? Would I?"
(silly Germanic gibberish)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
"Fratres! Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so! Hold the line, stay with me. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!"
"Ha ha ha"
"Brothers. What we do in life... echoes in eternity." (OK, I just made that my AIM away message)
(fires flaming arrow)
"Archers! Ignite!" "Igniiiite!"
"Archers! Draw!" "Draaaw!"
Whoosh! Crash! Fwoomp! "Aaah!" Germans run and scream, lol.
Music reaches crescendo. But wait! Zoom in to the charging cavalry! Cue the "Pirates"-sounding music!
Oops. I just creamed myself
What a movie

Alrighty, double-click "Gladiator.HDTV.1080p.dvd1," click the full-screen button and get it to fill every square inch of my 61" 1080p HDTV.
Now, crank up the volume. The neighbours probably no better than to disturb a man watching Gladiator.
OK, boring text about how the Roman Empire was awesome, blah blah blah.
Maximus in his wheat field, then in Germania.
Music! Hans Zimmerman, I love you.
"Still no word?" "Not a sign." "How long has he been gone?" "Nearly two hours." "Will they fight, sir?" "We shall know soon enough."
"Soldier, I ordered you to move those catapults forward, they're out of range." "Range is good." "But the danger to the cavalry is-" "Acceptable. Agreed?"
... "They say no." "People should know when they're conquered." "Would you, Quintus? Would I?"
(silly Germanic gibberish)
"At my signal, unleash hell."
"Fratres! Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so! Hold the line, stay with me. If you find yourself alone, riding in green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled, for you are in Elysium, and you are already dead!"
"Ha ha ha"
"Brothers. What we do in life... echoes in eternity." (OK, I just made that my AIM away message)
(fires flaming arrow)
"Archers! Ignite!" "Igniiiite!"
"Archers! Draw!" "Draaaw!"
Whoosh! Crash! Fwoomp! "Aaah!" Germans run and scream, lol.
Music reaches crescendo. But wait! Zoom in to the charging cavalry! Cue the "Pirates"-sounding music!
Oops. I just creamed myself

What a movie




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