Why does che hate Canada so much?

[KrazyHorse]

This has bugged me for a while. Not because I mind him hating Canada; it just seems sort of random from a leftie.

Post creative and interesting answers below.

[Harry Tuttle]

He thinks Canada is a poser, with all that national healthcare and red flag stuff.

[Nubclear]

He rightly hates the Canadian anthem.

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Harry Tuttle
He thinks Canada is a poser, with all that national healthcare and red flag stuff.

So we're pseudo-commies and he dislikes that (much like college students who wear the Castro ensemble as a fashion statement)?

[KrazyHorse]

Originally posted by Comrade Tassadar
He rightly hates the Canadian anthem.

Your answer is wrong. Our anthem is awesome.

[Harry Tuttle]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
So we're pseudo-commies and he dislikes that (much like college students who wear the Castro ensemble as a fashion statement)?

Yep, and your national hockey team's uniforms are WAY too similar to the Soviets.

[Tuberski]

What's not to hate?

ACK!

[KrazyHorse]

Please put a little more effort into it. What is it about us that rubs che the wrong way specifically? Is he bitter that there's somebody with worse winters than Chicago?

[SlowwHand]

I think it's humorous, no, let's go ahead and say hypocritical, when Canadians denounce Americans over nationalism, then start so many nationalistic threads.

[KrazyHorse]

This is a nationalistic thread? I'm exploring the reason that che hates us. This is a golden opportunity for you to unleash a stream of venom at Canada.

I'm truly confused.

[SlowwHand]

Like that's hard to do.

[KrazyHorse]

Slowwhand, sweetheart, admit that you misunderstood the thrust of this thread and we can move on.

This is an invitation for you to bash us.

[KrazyHorse]

If you want to do something along those lines, it would go like:

"Che hates you because so many of you claim that Americans are overly nationalistic, yet you yourselves are incurable nationalists"

[Tuberski]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
Please put a little more effort into it. What is it about us that rubs che the wrong way specifically? Is he bitter that there's somebody with worse winters than Chicago?

How would I know why Che hates Canada?

Maybe his dog choked on Canadian bacon.

That's one thing that bothers me, canadian bacon, IT'S HAM!!!!

Feel better?

ACK!

[KrazyHorse]

Yes.

By the way, we don't call it "Canadian bacon". We call it back bacon.