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  • #16
    What's this thread about? I can't actually read moby's posts. Well I could, but I'd have to turn off Greasemonkey and click a link.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by MOBIUS
      How so, the banning of the use of condoms has condemned literally millions of people around the world into practising unsafe sex and contracting HIV/Aids...

      How ironic it is that if you believe in God and don't wear a condom it is you who is going to catch HIV/Aids rather than the Atheist condom wearer!?

      Surely God should confer his followers immunity from STDs for being true to his church - oh wait, he doesn't exist!

      So you are saying that it is church doctrine that prevents people from using a condom during their premarital and extramarital affairs??


      You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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      • #18
        Originally posted by Flubber
        So you are saying that it is church doctrine that prevents people from using a condom during their premarital and extramarital affairs??



        Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
        Is it me, or is MOBIUS a horrible person?

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        • #19
          Originally posted by MOBIUS




          Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
          Huh-- My question to you is this ? Why does it make sense that people would listen to the church on a pretty little sin (contraception) but not on the larger one of per-marital or extra-marital sex.

          I have very little time for the RC Church and perhaps their change in stance will help ( if it changes) BUT this is a government and individual issue. The governments have the responsibility to get correct information to the people and the individual has responsibility for their own actions
          You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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          • #20
            Damn this many posts and no mention of every sperm being sacred? What is wrong with you people?

            There are Jews in the world.
            There are Buddhists.
            There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
            There are those that follow Mohammed, but
            I've never been one of them.
            I'm a Roman Catholic,
            And have been since before I was born,
            And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
            They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
            You don't have to be a six-footer.
            You don't have to have a great brain.
            You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
            A Catholic the moment Dad came,

            Because

            Every sperm is sacred.
            Every sperm is great.
            If a sperm is wasted,
            God gets quite irate.

            Every sperm is sacred.
            Every sperm is great.
            If a sperm is wasted,
            God gets quite irate.

            Let the heathen spill theirs
            On the dusty ground.
            God shall make them pay for
            Each sperm that can't be found.

            Every sperm is wanted.
            Every sperm is good.
            Every sperm is needed
            In your neighbourhood.

            Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
            Spill theirs just anywhere,
            But God loves those who treat their
            Semen with more care.

            Every sperm is sacred.
            Every sperm is great.
            If a sperm is wasted,
            God gets quite irate.

            Every sperm is sacred.
            Every sperm is good.
            Every sperm is needed
            In your neighbourhood!

            Every sperm is useful.
            Every sperm is fine.
            God needs everybody's.
            Mine! And mine! And mine!

            Let the Pagan spill theirs
            O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
            God shall strike them down for
            Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

            Every sperm is sacred.
            Every sperm is good.
            Every sperm is needed
            In your neighbourhood.

            Every sperm is sacred.
            Every sperm is great.
            If a sperm is wasted,
            God gets quite iraaaaate!
            Stop Quoting Ben

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Flubber


              Huh-- My question to you is this ? Why does it make sense that people would listen to the church on a pretty little sin (contraception) but not on the larger one of per-marital or extra-marital sex.
              Very good point.
              Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/

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              • #22
                Originally posted by MOBIUS




                Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
                That makes all married people morons.
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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Donegeal
                  Damit! Why'd I click a MOBIUS thread!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Park Avenue


                    That makes all married people morons.
                    Huh? Do you mean to say that all married people get married as virgins???
                    "mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
                    Drake Tungsten
                    "get contacts, get a haircut, get better clothes, and lose some weight"
                    Albert Speer

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by monolith94


                      Huh? Do you mean to say that all married people get married as virgins???

                      Read the original comment again

                      Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
                      I am married now-- I was a virgin for many years and then sexually active for many years but I was arguably "a virgin before marriage" even though I wasn't one at the time of marriage.

                      Park Avenue said
                      That makes all married people morons.
                      since obviously, everyone "is" a virgin at some point prior to their marriage.
                      You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Park Avenue


                        That makes all married people morons.
                        No... that makes all people morons.

                        Well, except those who never get married.
                        I've allways wanted to play "Russ Meyer's Civilization"

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Tattila the Hun


                          No... that makes all people morons.

                          Well, except those who never get married.
                          Debatable..
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