What's this thread about? I can't actually read moby's posts. Well I could, but I'd have to turn off Greasemonkey and click a link.
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Holy ****! The Vatican does yet another U-turn!
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Originally posted by MOBIUS
How so, the banning of the use of condoms has condemned literally millions of people around the world into practising unsafe sex and contracting HIV/Aids...
How ironic it is that if you believe in God and don't wear a condom it is you who is going to catch HIV/Aids rather than the Atheist condom wearer!?
Surely God should confer his followers immunity from STDs for being true to his church - oh wait, he doesn't exist!
So you are saying that it is church doctrine that prevents people from using a condom during their premarital and extramarital affairs??
You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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Originally posted by Flubber
So you are saying that it is church doctrine that prevents people from using a condom during their premarital and extramarital affairs??
Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
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Originally posted by MOBIUS
Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
I have very little time for the RC Church and perhaps their change in stance will help ( if it changes) BUT this is a government and individual issue. The governments have the responsibility to get correct information to the people and the individual has responsibility for their own actionsYou don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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Damn this many posts and no mention of every sperm being sacred? What is wrong with you people?
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood!
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
God needs everybody's.
Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaate!Stop Quoting Ben
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Originally posted by Flubber
Huh-- My question to you is this ? Why does it make sense that people would listen to the church on a pretty little sin (contraception) but not on the larger one of per-marital or extra-marital sex.Voluntary Human Extinction Movement http://www.vhemt.org/
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Originally posted by Park Avenue
That makes all married people morons."mono has crazy flow and can rhyme words that shouldn't, like Eminem"
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Albert Speer
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Originally posted by monolith94
Huh? Do you mean to say that all married people get married as virgins???
Read the original comment again
Exactly, anyone who is a virgin before marriage is a moron...
Park Avenue saidThat makes all married people morons.You don't get to 300 losses without being a pretty exceptional goaltender.-- Ben Kenobi speaking of Roberto Luongo
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