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    The big ole boy one. They're both really hungry, but I'm not going to fill the food bowl until they clean it. The boy is rubbing and scratching me and occasionally tries to bite my thigh through my jeans.

  • #2
    Maybe their food is rancid?

    JM
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    • #3
      No, that's common feline behavior. They don't like to see an empty bowl, so they moan for food even though there's enough.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Jon Miller
        Maybe their food is rancid?

        JM
        No picky eaters at my house.

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        • #5
          Yeah, these will meow around if there's some dry food, but not enough to them. Put more in, they go lay down and sleep, without even eating.
          Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
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          He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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          • #6
            They will lick it clean. I'm a hod ass

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            • #7
              You are still posting. Obviously your cat is not trying hard enough.
              If you don't like reality, change it! me
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              • #8
                Baste yourself in bacon grease. This repels cats.
                To us, it is the BEAST.

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                • #9
                  I give them the food.

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                  • #10
                    My cat eats my hair.
                    To us, it is the BEAST.

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                    • #11
                      My cat's breath smells like cat food.
                      ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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                      • #12
                        To us, it is the BEAST.

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                        • #13
                          I eat cats.
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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Lancer
                            I eat cats.
                            Finally a sensible chap.
                            If you don't like reality, change it! me
                            "Oh no! I am bested!" Drake
                            "it is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong" Voltaire
                            "Patriotism is a pernecious, psychopathic form of idiocy" George Bernard Shaw

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                            • #15
                              haters, leave

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