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  • #16
    Seriously, though. If you kill the big one, the other will fall in line.
    ~ If Tehben spits eggs at you, jump on them and throw them back. ~ Eventis ~ Eventis Dungeons & Dragons 6th Age Campaign: Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4: (Unspeakable) Horror on the Hill ~

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    • #17
      I love cats! Cats on the barby! Cats stew! Filet of cat! Cats in a hat!
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      • #18
        Eat them back. Duh.
        12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
        Stadtluft Macht Frei
        Killing it is the new killing it
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        • #19
          Originally posted by Lancer
          I love cats! Cats on the barby! Cats stew! Filet of cat! Cats in a hat!
          Hi Alf.
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          • #20
            Man that thing was ugly.

            What?

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            • #21
              I don't remember watching it once. I do remember getting some alf merchandise, and thinking that Alf was cool.

              JM
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              • #22
                The guy's voice was enough to keep me from watching.
                What?

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                • #23
                  Wash your croch
                  In da butt.
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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Jon Miller
                    I don't remember watching it once. I do remember getting some alf merchandise, and thinking that Alf was cool.

                    JM
                    My old cat had a tiny ALF playtoy. I thought it was fitting.
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                    "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Sava
                      Baste yourself in bacon grease. This repels cats.


                      Man my Cat would wear me out if I even smeared a little on me
                      Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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                      • #26
                        My wife got this tandem water/dry cat food holder, both maybe 2 quart or so

                        The water amazes me, it auto refills kinda along the same theory I reckon as a hamster gravity feeder except it keeps about a cup contantly topped off in an open area then simply refills whenenever Ratooney consumes water

                        same with food

                        looks similiar to this food feeder but a bit smaller

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                        • #27
                          Gt we got one of those and now are faced to live with two garfield type cats. They dont know when to stop they eat and eat and then puke on the floor from eating so much. We have to feed them now one cup every 4 to 6 hours or they gorge themselves. And when the cat food is gone the eat the dog food.
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                          • #28
                            I think Roger Corman might was to buy the film rights to your cats.

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                              Gt we got one of those and now are faced to live with two garfield type cats. They dont know when to stop they eat and eat and then puke on the floor from eating so much. We have to feed them now one cup every 4 to 6 hours or they gorge themselves. And when the cat food is gone the eat the dog food.
                              You might still be overfeeding them. I only give my two cats a cup a day.
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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
                                Gt we got one of those and now are faced to live with two garfield type cats. They dont know when to stop they eat and eat and then puke on the floor from eating so much. We have to feed them now one cup every 4 to 6 hours or they gorge themselves. And when the cat food is gone the eat the dog food.
                                Well, I would have to blame me

                                I let her eat and sleep and be happy

                                Another funny as heck thing is we have a Patio sliding door and a storm door which the neighborhood cats come to when we are home.

                                It is real quiet then WHAM! Our Cat hurls herself hissing at the door to scare the cats away , she often does it in kitchen when she is eating and they are whining to get in
                                Hi, I'm RAH and I'm a Benaholic.-rah

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