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my daughter's name is Josephine Carol
much better name
why?
because I made her FIRST name the "stripper name"!
Josie and Nikki!
much better name
why?
because I made her FIRST name the "stripper name"!
Josie and Nikki!
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One would think we would have higher job expectations for our young one
When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
"It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.Comment
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Maintaining at least a B+ average throughout college so far.Comment
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Establishing a corporate bond market in my home country of Lithuania!
And all sorts of other stuffOriginally posted by Serb:Please, remind me, how exactly and when exactly, Russia bullied its neighbors?
Originally posted by Ted Striker:Go Serb !
Originally posted by Pekka:If it was possible to capture the essentials of Sepultura in a dildo, I'd attach it to a bicycle and ride it up your azzes.Comment
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I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you to keep it secret.(\__/) Save a bunny, eat more Smurf!
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(")_(") Smurf, the original blue meat! © 1999, patent pending, ® and ™ (except that "Smurf" bit)Comment
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My Biggest Accomplishment:
Not ending up dead yet! 
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Keep trying. We're routing for you.Originally posted by Wittlich
My Biggest Accomplishment:
Not ending up dead yet!
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which kind of reminds me. My biggest accomplishment I can't say. I'd be too embarrassed.Originally posted by Straybow
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you to keep it secret.Comment
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Ouch!Originally posted by Zkribbler
Keep trying. We're routing for you.
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"One day if I do go to heaven, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does who goes to heaven - I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'" - Herb Caen, 1996
"If God, as they say, is homophobic, I wouldn't worship that God." - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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I once managed to sneeze 10 times in a row
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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^^ The sad thing is you're not joking about that being your biggest accomplishment."The issue is there are still many people out there that use religion as a crutch for bigotry and hate. Like Ben."
Ben Kenobi: "That means I'm doing something right. "Comment
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making it to 22"I hope I get to punch you in the face one day" - MRT144, Imran Siddiqui
'I'm fairly certain that a ban on me punching you in the face is not a "right" worth respecting." - loinburgerComment
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Are you trying to say that's not a spectacular achievement or something?Originally posted by Asher
^^ The sad thing is you're not joking about that being your biggest accomplishment.Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Spec.Attached Files-Never argue with an idiot; He will bring you down to his level and beat you with experience.Comment
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That's my biggest failureOriginally posted by Wittlich
My Biggest Accomplishment:
Not ending up dead yet!
"I realise I hold the key to freedom,
I cannot let my life be ruled by threads" The Web Frogs
Middle East!Comment
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