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  • My Urine Stream Spins...

    ...or twirls about its center. From this I can only deduce that my penis is rifled. Either this is specific to me as a mutant ability or it's the case with everyone or at least some others. Are there males with smooth bore penises?
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    I got a smooth bore musket hangin!
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    I got me a high powered rifle!
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    Banana
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    Long time member @ Apolyton
    Civilization player since the dawn of time

  • #2
    I have a blunderbuss.

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    • #3
      I can't believe I'm encouraging this discussion, but if you're not circumsized it's possible that the way you hold your foreskin is altering the flow, n'est-ce pas?
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      • #4
        I got me a high powered rifle, but it's sighted in at 100 yards rather than 200.
        Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
        "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
        He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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        • #5
          I think the real question here is what will happen if you pop behind a tree south of the Equator?

          Sloww, you know that looks like Ringo and Clinton in your avatar?

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          • #6
            My buddy. Came to my party.
            Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
            "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
            He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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            • #7
              Ah, so that's you in the strait-jacket!?

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              • #8
                I'm the one with the sax.



                Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Elok
                  I can't believe I'm encouraging this discussion, but if you're not circumsized it's possible that the way you hold your foreskin is altering the flow, n'est-ce pas?
                  Valid point! Glad to see serious discussion inspam land. I'm not cut but I withdraw the skin while urinating. Thus I can't see how it would impede the flow in any manner.

                  Zkrib, I'd have that looked at...

                  "I'm the one with the sax."

                  Sloww, are you implying that yours plays music?
                  Long time member @ Apolyton
                  Civilization player since the dawn of time

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                  • #10
                    If blown right, I suppose it could.
                    Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
                    "Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
                    He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ Braindead

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                    • #11
                      u guys know i could have lived the rest of my life not knowing all of this right
                      When you find yourself arguing with an idiot, you might want to rethink who the idiot really is.
                      "It can't rain all the time"-Eric Draven
                      Being dyslexic is hard work. I don't even try anymore.

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                      • #12
                        ! @ Sloww

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                        • #13
                          This reminds me of the episode of Myth Busters ware they test the electicution by pissing on the third rail myth. They found that the stream of urine you see is an optical illusion, its already broken up into individual droplets after about an inch and thus it cant conduct a current.

                          This agrees with my experience, I get a sheet of urine verticaly oriented with the slit, which tapers away over about an inche and blends into a stream of droplets. I cant realy imagine how any rotary motion would be maintained with turbulance causing such a rapid breakup.
                          Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators, the creator seeks - those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest. - Thus spoke Zarathustra, Fredrick Nietzsche

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                          • #14
                            My penis is rifled.

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                            • #15
                              I can´t believe I actually did read all the previous comments.
                              I will never understand why some people on Apolyton find you so clever. You're predictable, mundane, and a google-whore and the most observant of us all know this. Your battles of "wits" rely on obscurity and whenever you fail to find something sufficiently obscure, like this, you just act like a 5 year old. Congratulations, molly.

                              Asher on molly bloom

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