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  • #16
    Okay....let us assume that A = B

    Then, multiply by A: = B2 = AB

    Subtract B square: A2 - B2 = AB - B2

    Factor: (A+B)(A-B) = (A-B)B

    Divide by (A-B): A+B = B

    Now remember, A=B, so substitute "A" for "B"....
    ....A+A = A [that is 2A = A]

    Divide by A: 2 = 1 or by the associate property of addition:
    -------------> 1 = 2

    Thus, 1+1 cannot equal 2, because 1 = 2.

    QED.

    [Unless, of course 1 = 0, in which case my whole proof falls to pieces. ]

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    • #17
      Here's another one...

      We agree that a set can include itself.

      So A = {A, B, C, D} for example.


      So is A bigger than A, or is A = A, as a set?

      This be called Russell's paradox.

      No wait, maybe I'm remembering wrong, maybe this was some other paradox.. oh well.
      In da butt.
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      • #18
        Okay....let us assume that A = B
        [...]
        Divide by (A-B): A+B = B
        dividing by zero

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        • #19
          "1"+"1"= "11"

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          • #20
            What's a "2"?
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            • #21
              Damn liberal math types, everyone has another answer

              Blah

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              • #22
                Depends on the nature of those individual 1's.. for example, if the first 1 is a male and second 1 female, then definitely 1+1=insitution of good. So 1+1= inf.

                If they both are male or female, then 1+1= sinful 69, thus negative inf.
                In da butt.
                "Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others." - Confucius
                THE UNDEFEATED SUPERCITIZEN w:4 t:2 l:1 (DON'T ASK!)
                "God is dead" - Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" - God.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by Pekka
                  Here's another one...

                  We agree that a set can include itself.
                  In standard maths, it can't AFAIR.
                  Why doing it the easy way if it is possible to do it complicated?

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                  • #24
                    1 1 was a racehorse
                    2 2 was 1 2
                    1 1 1 a race 1 day
                    2 2 1 1 2


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                    • #25
                      Wow, I've killed it.

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                      • #26
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                        • #27
                          So is your mother.
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                          • #28
                            Yours, on the other hand, is very valid, as I found out last night

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                            AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                            AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                            DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by LordShiva
                              Yours, on the other hand, is very valid, as I found out last night

                              Yeah, she told me you liked being caned.
                              B♭3

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                              • #30
                                1+1 doesn't equal 2. It eqauls:
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