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I want to have a mafia-wedding, with 12 Jimmy's, 15 Pauls and 23 Tony's as guest.
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Imagine Johnny Tight-Lips as the groom.
-Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
-I ain't sayin' nothin'.Comment
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Short ceremony, long, rockin' reception
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The trick isn't to break some eggs to make an omelette, it's convincing the eggs to break themselves in order to aspire to omelettehood.Comment
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