I-AM-GOD-MAN!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he heal the sick or blind?
Can he walk on water?
Or just swim, like an otter?
Got a fleshy bod,
Now he's the incarnate God!
Since he came to Earth
In the immaculate virgin birth!
Nobody helped him--
They just nailed him to a cross!
It's the second coming--
Now he'll show them who's boss!
This parody could probably be improved a great deal, but it's been years since I had to listen to Black Sabbath while my brother played their albums over and over again in his room. I seem to recall little snippets like "vengeance from the grave, killed the people he once saved," and "running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again." I guess I could look it up online, but I'm lazy.
Has he lost his mind?
Can he heal the sick or blind?
Can he walk on water?
Or just swim, like an otter?
Got a fleshy bod,
Now he's the incarnate God!
Since he came to Earth
In the immaculate virgin birth!
Nobody helped him--
They just nailed him to a cross!
It's the second coming--
Now he'll show them who's boss!
This parody could probably be improved a great deal, but it's been years since I had to listen to Black Sabbath while my brother played their albums over and over again in his room. I seem to recall little snippets like "vengeance from the grave, killed the people he once saved," and "running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again." I guess I could look it up online, but I'm lazy.
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