Godmen!

[Elok]

I-AM-GOD-MAN!

Has he lost his mind?
Can he heal the sick or blind?
Can he walk on water?
Or just swim, like an otter?

Got a fleshy bod,
Now he's the incarnate God!
Since he came to Earth
In the immaculate virgin birth!

Nobody helped him--
They just nailed him to a cross!
It's the second coming--
Now he'll show them who's boss!

This parody could probably be improved a great deal, but it's been years since I had to listen to Black Sabbath while my brother played their albums over and over again in his room. I seem to recall little snippets like "vengeance from the grave, killed the people he once saved," and "running as fast as they can, Iron Man lives again." I guess I could look it up online, but I'm lazy.

[lord of the mark]

Originally posted by Dis
well I have to hand it to the christians. They are trying to be smart about this.

when I was a kid, religious kids were considered gay. And religion in general is gay. So I can't blame them for going for a more masculine approach.

But nothing can rival the coolness of satanism. Satanic songs are just so much better than christian songs.

http://www.matismusic.com/

hasidic reggae

hasidic reggae actually becoming a hit

[-Jrabbit]

This was a gathering of 200 people (had room for 700). Yes, they paid to get in. It was billed as a one-time thing.

The group is an offshoot of Promise Keepers (not affiliated) and the Samson Society. It's a lay group ("because men don't like being preached to"). Yes, they are selling the 4 DVD set of the day's highlights for $79.

I admire their ability to generate publicity.