What should I make a wang out of?

[BlackCat]

Can't resist

Use a condom and fill it with your ego - admitted, you'll have a hell getting in and out of cars/doorways etc. but the schock effect will be certain

[lord of the mark]

Who buys a dedicated word processing system anymore?

[MRT144]

Originally posted by KrazyHorse
See the post above yours.

Meat and meat products are probably a bad idea.

the deliciousness supercedes any concern

[Cort Haus]

I can't believe no-one has mentioned the banana option.

[KrazyHorse]

I am now the proud owner of a large rubber wang.

It was, the store owner assured me, the most realistic wang available on the market today.



This, however, brings up another point:

The dildo was sold in a package which prominently displayed a topless woman.

Why?

Gay men who buy this aren't interested in topless women. Straight women who buy this aren't interested in topless women.

This implies 3 possibilities; that the largest segment of the dildo-purchasing population is:

a) Lesbian women
b) Straight men who purchase dildos for their women
c) Straight (or not so straight) men who purchase dildos for use on themselves

Is it a, b or c?

[Provost Harrison]

Methinks you are overanalysing

[Elok]

I would guess A, though. While not ruling out the bi-curious demographic.

[LordShiva]

It's obviously (a). That's what I would have guessed before discovering this nugget of information.

[Heresson]

Not only gay/curious men like putting stuff into their arseholes I've heard.
Anyway, try it out

[Dr Strangelove]

I've seen dildos designed to fit on top of a man's own personal equipment. Some guys get off on having a 2 inch thick 9 inch long prong. It could be a real power trip. It could also be used to achieve "double entry". It could be used in a party setting. Then again remember there are some men beyond the help of Viagra, Cialis, or Levitra. Some of these guys don't want a device implanted in them or to use injections.

[Mrs. Tuberski]

i personnaly wouldnt have gone to buy a dildo for a costume but use some type of flesh tone panty hose stuffed with whatever u chose to make it as loarge or as small as you want but have fun.
and the answer is all the above so its D

[MRT144]

Originally posted by Mrs. Tuberski
i personnaly wouldnt have gone to buy a dildo for a costume but use some type of flesh tone panty hose stuffed with whatever u chose to make it as loarge or as small as you want but have fun.
and the answer is all the above so its D

but would you have bought a dildo for other more fun purposes?

[Asher]

Going as Charles Wang would be even creepier.

[MRT144]

Rodney Wellhung