What should I make a wang out of?

[KrazyHorse]

I'm going to go to a Hallowe'en party on Saturday. I decided to make my costume be a flasher.

So, I have the long coat, and I plan to wear two pairs of boxers (one is for safety). Out of the flap on the second pair I plan to hang some sort of wang so that I can shock/amuse/stimulate other party goers by opening my coat at intervals.

How should I fashion this wang?

[KrazyHorse]

So far, the only Ideas I've had have been to use a sausage of some kind (the unsanitary aspects of this are sufficient argument against this method) and to buy a large flexible dildo of some kind.

Any other suggestions?

[MRT144]

Giant Kilbasa

[KrazyHorse]

See the post above yours.

Meat and meat products are probably a bad idea.

[Kontiki]

Stick with the dildo.

[Dinner]

Buy a dildo.

[SlowwHand]

A sock filled with whatever.

[KrazyHorse]

How much do you think a realistic flexible dildo costs?

[SlowwHand]

I gave the perfect suggestion. You have socks. I'm sure you have some whatever. Too bad you have me on Ignore.

[KrazyHorse]

Visiting a Baltimore area sex shop is going to be an interesting experience.

[Heresson]

Carrot / cucumber

[Nostromo]

Save a buck and go commando

[Provost Harrison]

Butternut squash

[KrazyHorse]

I don't want to frigthen anybody with the size of the real thing.

[KrazyHorse]

hmmmm. Now the decision is whether to go shirtless or wear my "Got Wang?" t-shirt

On the one hand, shirtless is more genuine, while on the other I might never have as fitting an opportunity to wear that shirt again.