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Re: Mr Whiplash (aka Recommend Provost A New Car)
I hope you are ok and do not suffer any long term harm.Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Drat. On the way home from swimming some idiot had the kindness to drive quickly into the back of my car pushing it into and compressing it against the car in front, thus removing about a foot from the length of my car...I suspect the car has crumpled underneath with the nature of the compression so it looks like my car is a write-off.
And to add to this my back is hurting and my neck, shoulders and arms are really aching...I've been to A+E and I've got some painkillers. Well at least I have the money to look forward to!
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Glad to hear you're ok PH.
You need a Mazda MX-5
After you collect it, you can come and cut my hair
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I am sure I will be fine, the aching and pain doesn't seem to have gotten any worse, I think the painkillers have done the trick.
And I want to drive my new car. If I can fly it, that's a bonus!
Speaking of Erith:
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Here's a Honda S2000. Far cry from a pickup.
Flubber's right. When you need to carry something over-sized, you appreciate it.
Most cars these days don't excite me too much.
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Ooooh, get you! *limpwrist*Originally posted by Whaleboy
Glad to hear you're ok PH.
You need a Mazda MX-5
After you collect it, you can come and cut my hair
Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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That looks nice, but how much (especially the insurance!)Speaking of Erith:
"It's not twinned with anywhere, but it does have a suicide pact with Dagenham" - Linda SmithComment
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Renault Twingo. Reliable, small, fuel efficient, relatively cheap. The best car for the city dweller who has less than 4 children
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Starting MSRP S2000
$34,250
Tacoma X-Runner
$23,845 MSRP
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What's that supposed to be? some kind of small hatch-back?Originally posted by Spiffor
Renault Twingo. Reliable, small, fuel efficient, relatively cheap. The best car for the city dweller who has less than 4 children
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I have a Toyota Corolla (after someone smashed up my Mustang and left the scene). I like it.
I'll never buy a car for looks again. Some ******* will just smash it up and drive off. My car, I don't give a **** how it looks. I never wash it. It gets me from point A to point B.
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hmm, while I said I don't care about how my car looks, I have to draw the line somewhere. And this is beyond that line.Originally posted by Spiffor
Renault Twingo. Reliable, small, fuel efficient, relatively cheap. The best car for the city dweller who has less than 4 children
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Can PH post a picture of his crumpled car?
Anyone watch the "Father Ted" episode where Father Jack takes the car out to the liquor store?THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
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Do you honestly believe someone smashed up your car and left just because it was a Mustang? It could just as easily happen to your Corolla, and it would suck just as much.Originally posted by Dis
I have a Toyota Corolla (after someone smashed up my Mustang and left the scene). I like it.
I'll never buy a car for looks again. Some ******* will just smash it up and drive off. My car, I don't give a **** how it looks. I never wash it. It gets me from point A to point B.
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but I wouldn't care as much, because I didn't buy my car for looks. If it's only a small dent, I won't even bother to repair it. Yes I've had my car dented in parking lots too. They always leave the scene there. And my Mustang was hit in a parking lot as well. Which is private property and the police won't get involved (though I could have called the insurance company- they have investigators). The damage to my car wasn't severe enought that I couldn't drive it, but I was just so sad because my once beautiful car looked so ugly.Originally posted by Kontiki
Do you honestly believe someone smashed up your car and left just because it was a Mustang? It could just as easily happen to your Corolla, and it would suck just as much.
Another reason I got rid of it was because I got 2 speeding tickets with it. I just can't NOT drive it fast. I have a lead foot. I'm libel to lose my license if I continued to drive that thing. Now I know why these *******s always drive their sports cars so slow on the roads of Las Vegas. I always get so pissed off when people own a sports car, but drive them slow.
. I drove mine fast as hell.
Of course, the funny thing is, I drive my corolla almost as fast as my Stang. And I don't have anti-lock brakes.
. I am a crazy driver, no doubt about it.
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