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  • #16
    definitely the hooker

    I may get favors from Cheney, but he'd make me come to his ritual baby kitten sacrifice parties
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    • #17
      DUH! Of course I'd want to be friends with Dick Cheney! He gives his friends no bid contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

      I remember when the usual ****bags here at poly where claiming that the no bid contracts to companies like Haliburton were needed because of the "urgent need for these services". Yeah, right. Then why was it a 10 year contract instead of just a one year contract? Anwser: This was just a give away to Dick's friends which cost the taxpayer 4-6 times the going market rate for these services even in Iraq. These ****ers should be hanged by the balls until dead.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by OzzyKP
        Dick Cheney definitely.

        Not that I like the guy, but **** think of all the perks from being friends with the VP? Lots of jobs & connections, and power and money and.... heck yea.

        Being friends with dick could get you all the whores you need.
        You'd want sloppy seconds after Dick Cheney?

        Besides, any woman who'd have sex with that must be pathetic.

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        • #19
          Originally posted by Oerdin
          DUH! Of course I'd want to be friends with Dick Cheney! He gives his friends no bid contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

          I remember when the usual ****bags here at poly where claiming that the no bid contracts to companies like Haliburton were needed because of the "urgent need for these services". Yeah, right. Then why was it a 10 year contract instead of just a one year contract? Anwser: This was just a give away to Dick's friends which cost the taxpayer 4-6 times the going market rate for these services even in Iraq. These ****ers should be hanged by the balls until dead.
          With an attitude like that, you'll never make his inner circle.
          No, I did not steal that from somebody on Something Awful.

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          • #20
            And don't say that outside a "free speech zone".

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            • #21
              Originally posted by SlowwHand
              A whore does it because they like it. I have more respect for them than a prostitute and their john.
              A whore does it for money. You must be thinking about a slut though many of them are sluts because they have low self esteme or were abused as children.
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              • #22
                I'd rather not befriend either. I mean, how depressing...
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                • #23
                  the hooker.

                  my other friends would disown me if I were friends with Cheney.

                  in any case, chances are I may already be friends with a hooker and just not know it. lots of people working two jobs around here, thanks to Cheney.
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                  • #24
                    they dont call me "Man Whore" for nothing
                    anti steam and proud of it

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                    • #25
                      Can I be friends with both?

                      Ol' Dick could use a good friend. And my ol' dick wouldn't mind a back (and front) rub once in awhile (no further than that though, but thanks for asking).
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                      • #26
                        Re: Re: Who would you rather be friends with, a hooker or Dick Cheney?

                        Originally posted by BlackCat




                        Could it be that most polytubbies has developed way beyond your view : Grog sees female = sex = good ; anyone disagrees with grog POV = bad !!!
                        Hey, leave Grog outta this!

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Oerdin
                          DUH! Of course I'd want to be friends with Dick Cheney! He gives his friends no bid contracts worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

                          I remember when the usual ****bags here at poly where claiming that the no bid contracts to companies like Haliburton were needed because of the "urgent need for these services". Yeah, right. Then why was it a 10 year contract instead of just a one year contract? Anwser: This was just a give away to Dick's friends which cost the taxpayer 4-6 times the going market rate for these services even in Iraq. These ****ers should be hanged by the balls until dead.
                          So let me see if I get this right. Oerdin wants to be friends with Cheney so he could deserve to get hung by his balls until he's dead. Hey whatever floats your boat.
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                          • #28
                            hookers

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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by Ogie Oglethorpe


                              So let me see if I get this right. Oerdin wants to be friends with Cheney so he could deserve to get hung by his balls until he's dead. Hey whatever floats your boat.
                              he's a masochist.

                              He wants to get big contracts so he can afford dom hookers who will hang him by his balls.

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                              • #30
                                My answer would depend on whether Cheney would mind if his friends turned down invitations to go on hunting trips with him.
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                                AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
                                AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
                                DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTF

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