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I need an arborist to take down a tree here. Don't want to pay those prices though. usually is cheaper if there is just some redneck coming by to ask about wood or such. They are usually quite nice also.
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Can I have dibs on the squirrels?
I don't know what I am - PekkaComment
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I'd say a, b, and c. I've used the watchtower joke before, but see, this was during a whole slew of horrid jokes that didn't target any one ethnicity--we were making fun of blacks, whites, latinos, women, men, asians, and so on.
Clearly, he has to know when to apply such horrifyingly, wrongly funny jokes.
However, if all he was joking about was one group of people, without being equal opportunity... and if he wasn't taking any jokes about whites or his "germanic" heritage...B♭3Comment
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Give this man a rifle, he's hit it right on the nose.Originally posted by Drake Tungsten
"my grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell off the tower while shooting Jews".
Ah, a classic. I don't approve of the "while shooting Jews" addition to the punchline, though; unnecessary and too obviously offensive. The basic "He fell out of the tower." is all you need...
The last phrase is excessive.B♭3Comment
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Seconded.Originally posted by Ninot
I've heard that joke multiple times. They may have come from some slightly insensitive people, but they were just trying to be funny.
So I go with A)
This kid is probably too socially awkward to know when and when not to say those kinds of jokes.I'm about to get aroused from watching the pokemon and that's awesome. - PekkaComment
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a) and maybe b).Comment
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Says the pot-stirring bigot.We're not suppose to find anything offensive anymore lest you want to be mislabeled a PC nut.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Are you sneaking peaks at your ignore list's posts again?Originally posted by SlowwHand
Says the pot-stirring bigot.
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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Shiva, ....
Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Perhaps your wife should have told him right away that she found him offensive, instead of taking all that crap and then exploding...In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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She's used to biting her tongue. Remember, she's around KH all the time.Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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She did. As did everybody else. At least a dozen times before she snapped.Originally posted by Oncle Boris
Perhaps your wife should have told him right away that she found him offensive, instead of taking all that crap and then exploding...
In fact, curse words were used more than once in order to explain to him what sort of dangerous ground he was treading on...12-17-10 Mohamed Bouazizi NEVER FORGET
Stadtluft Macht Frei
Killing it is the new killing it
Ultima Ratio RegumComment
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Why didn't you map out a mathematic formula detailing it for him?Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.
"Hating America is something best left to Mobius. He is an expert Yank hater.
He also hates Texans and Australians, he does diversify." ~ BraindeadComment
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Different story then... this isn't what the OP suggests though.Originally posted by KrazyHorse
She did. As did everybody else. At least a dozen times before she snapped.
In fact, curse words were used more than once in order to explain to him what sort of dangerous ground he was treading on...In Soviet Russia, Fake borises YOU.Comment
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Ohh, Sloww. If only you weren't on KH's ignore list
THEY!!111 OMG WTF LOL LET DA NOMADS AND TEH S3D3NTARY PEOPLA BOTH MAEK BITER AXP3REINCES
AND TEH GRAAT SINS OF THERE [DOCTRINAL] INOVATIONS BQU3ATH3D SMAL
AND!!1!11!!! LOL JUST IN CAES A DISPUTANT CALS U 2 DISPUT3 ABOUT THEYRE CLAMES
DO NOT THAN DISPUT3 ON THEM 3XCAPT BY WAY OF AN 3XTARNAL DISPUTA!!!!11!! WTFComment
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