Ever paid for a prostitute

[Addled Platypus]

all but one, most where at night, several beers laters


I still remember the South Korean

[Fake Boris]

They pay for me.

[Provost Harrison]

Originally posted by Spiffor
Never. I'm way too cheap for that.

Ditto

[Provost Harrison]

Where's the chloroforming option

[Colon™]

Why would you need to sedate a prostitute? You silly.

[Provost Harrison]

That's only when it comes to settling the bill

[chequita guevara]

I've been apporached by a skanky crack whore. Ewwwww.

No, definately NO!

[Provost Harrison]

I've had the same happen once in Manchester. I declined but and she got rather annoyed by this

[Dinner]

If you go to third world countries then many of the hookers actually look great. It's sad but there is so little other opportunities that event he hotties become hookers where as in better off countries they become trouphy wives (I.E. hookers by another name).

[Jon Miller]

Originally posted by Oerdin
If you go to third world countries then many of the hookers actually look great. It's sad but there is so little other opportunities that event he hotties become hookers where as in better off countries they become trouphy wives (I.E. hookers by another name).

I agree

JM

[Dis]

do I need to say anything?

[Dis]

Originally posted by Platypus Rex
well I was in the US Navy and I did my best to keep the standards

*had" a girl in every port, during west pac

I only got laid one time in the navy on port calls. And yes I paid for it.

Damn cities like Naples cleaned up and got rid of all the prostitutes. . Not that I'd ever go for a street whore (against navy regulations anyways).

But I have to say Dutch brothels are scarier than Nevada ones. Those women while not exactly forced, they were pressured into that life because they ran up high debts. I know, it was their own fault for spending too much money, but sometimes **** happens.

This is not the case in Nevada brothels. No one has to work that life. I know jobs in my company where you can make over $100 in tips a day with no job skills. People only do that life (the brothels) because they want more money, but either aren't good enough looking to be a stripper, or just don't like stripping.

[Dis]

I could go on and on about this subject (yes I said I didn't need to say anything ).

But really, my experiences have been few. I find it cold and impersonal. I really want to do it with a chick I love deeply, but that hasn't happened yet.

I prefer bj's. Intercourse seems too personal (though I have done that as well), and they just aren't into it that much. But I've known girls who were very skilled with their mouths.

I haven't done it that often. Often I wonder why. The biggest reason is laziness. I have to drive at least an hour to get to the nearest brothel. And that is a high priced tourist trap. I have to drive 2 hours to get to Beatty. And you have to factor in gas prices and envionemntal destruction. Is it worth causing global warming for a blowjob? The next issue is price. I save a lot of money going to Beatty instead of pahrump, but the girls aren't as good looking. Some aren't really attractive (to me) at all. But I did know one really cute redhead who was quite orally skilled. I'd love to see here again. And she let me titty **** her for free as well.

But price is the issue. What do I gain by getting off with a woman? How is this any better than jerking off? I originally did it because I thought I might become more confident if I wasn't a virgin. But that didn't happen. Then I used the excuse that it would be stress relief (and prevent me from going insane from lack of sex). But I'm not sure sex with women offers any tangible benefit. Sure it feels good for a few seconds (i'm talking about the orgasm, not the sex act- I can last longer than that ). And I do feel good for a couple hours after that. But then I'm back to my old self. What did sex gain me? Was it worth a couple hundred dollars? I don't make a couple hundred dollars an hour. Did it ease my stress at all? This I do not know.

I could go the illegal prostitution route in Vegas. That's riskier. Most escort agencies are prostitutes, and they aren't too likely to jack you (by jack I mean steal your money while giving you no sex). Street prostitution is very risky. Most are ugly, the ones that aren't ugly are cops or men. And they are more likely to have aids, sure you are using a condom (I hope), but you are putting a lot on a thin piece of latex.

Next is Asian massage parlors. From what I hear (on certain bulletin boards) that these aren't as good as the ones in San Fransisco. And you still run the risk of getting your money stolen or swindled with no sex act. Or you run the risk of accidently being in a legitimate massage parlor. . But I have looked at some boards, as I was thinking about going to one. but you are likely to pay $80 for the massage, and another $60 for a handjob, not including tip. So this is more expensive than going to a brothel (though less time in driving). The bulletin boards use the initials FS- which I assume stands for full sevice. I'm not sure what that means. I'd rather get a bj over a hj. But I think I'd enjoy a good hj. Better than nothing, but worth over $100? I'm not so sure. I can just give myself a hj. What's the difference really?

On top of all that I said, you then run the risk of women that just are cold, and not very good at ****ing or sucking. They just don't have the enthusiasm for the job. You never know, until you pay for it. I've encountered a few women (both of them blonde) that weren't really into it. I stick with redheads and brunettes, I've had better luck with them.

[Dis]

and you guys say to pick up drunk women in clubs. If I could do that, why would I need a prostitute? I've been in clubs, I've never been able to pick up a woman. Though I didn't actually talk to any of them. . None of them seemed interested in me. I'm just too shy to pick up women.

[Addled Platypus]

just a few things to say .....

glad I stirred the pot